Onyx Oblivion said:
Still never been on a date. So, that's about it.
Same, but I have had girlfriend... Anyway...
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Finish primary school
Parents broke up
Enter High school as the only student from my school to go to the high school
Make awesome friends
Lose awesome friends
Hate people
Make much more awesome friends and stop hating so much
go into depression spiral
Attempted suicide
grow an afro
Finds out about Zero punctuation
Happiness
Discover I AM AWESOME.
Discover I AM INSANE!.
Almost had sex in school
Join the escapist
Epic camping night
In a egyptian desert have my quad-bike flip into the air and have it nearly take my head off once I crash land and rip my knee open
Come home from Egypt still crippled
Start GCSE's
Have happy fun time in drama lessons
Get drunk for the first time
Get chased while drunk by +10 chavs
Start swimming
Get to drunk and throw up all my homes stairs
Find out how awesome charity shops are
School stuff
Year 11 starts with a bang
Partys and camping
Realise i'm falling behind in coursework and realise I don't care but should probably try
Have weed with my best friends
Sleepover season begins
Have an affair with my best mates girlfriend
Date the girl who I had an affair with
Start my GCSE exams themselves
Pass swimming lessons and lifeguard training
Break up with girl before exams are over
finish high school and GCSE's
Become best friends with ex
EPIC "picnic" aka go to the park and drink vodka, smoke weed and eat food
"sweet sixteen"
Family goes on holiday for a week leaving me behind
Awesome week - consists of smoking a pipe, my best mate living at my house for a week, completing MGS 2-4, having a sleepover with my best mates, eating whipped cream off boobies, walking around my neighbourhood at 5am with ex who is emotionally insane.
Awesome week finish's
Get pretend married
Start college.
Write a roast for SnootyEnglishman.
Write this.
Realise I've had a pretty good life.
Oh and have had over 4000 hours of gaming a lot more, I just know this is most of the extent!