What have you done?

[kittii-chan 300]

now i know this sounds really hard to believe but just trust me and i mean come on, there have been crazier storys on the escapist...

I stood on my front room table and did a back flip off of it while trying to play sugar. i did mess up the playing a bit but i landed it! wooh!

and im not sure what you mean by the smart things to say but it sounds like "good smart comebacks"??? i dont evven know what your example was about though...
so if that is the case then someone said to my freind "only a blind retarded cow would fall in love with you!" i said to them "hey, are you trying to say you love dankan?"

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

Nothing I have done in the past year could qualify as awesome...

 

[Mr Thin]

I CALLED up the haridressers to make an apointment....

hey for me thats a pretty big deal, as for the haircut...eh a little shorter than I would have liked but I was getting so sick of it being overly long (like almost down to my waist)

I beat the first boss in Infamous on normal difficulty

YOU CUT WAIST LONG HAIR?!?!

But... but... but... hair that long is awesome!

OT: I convinced a friend to play X-com. That may not sound very awesome, but it sure felt awesome.

Other than that I have nothing.

 

[redeemer09]

i learned my abc's.a...b....c.....BD*&%$#@)cdhsvbxcbvcx!!!!!!!!!!!1111111

 

[Arbi Trax]

I got a new job. With £1.5k more salary, and soooooo much less responsibility.

Now I can move out AND concentrate on game development.

What a feeeeeling! Doo-doo...doo-doo...

 

[Vault101]

I CALLED up the haridressers to make an apointment....

hey for me thats a pretty big deal, as for the haircut...eh a little shorter than I would have liked but I was getting so sick of it being overly long (like almost down to my waist)

I beat the first boss in Infamous on normal difficulty

YOU CUT WAIST LONG HAIR?!?!

But... but... but... hair that long is awesome!

OT: I convinced a friend to play X-com. That may not sound very awesome, but it sure felt awesome.

Other than that I have nothing.

trust me, not when you have to wash/straigthen it, and the split ends were terrible

I prefer to wear it out but it was getting too long for that...the look just wansnt going for me

I mean its not "short" short now, I'd never do that

 

[Esotera]

Ran 13 miles on moorland a few weeks ago. It was entirely impromptu and had very little training.

Also, found out I passed my first of uni. Turns out minecraft and alcohol help you study!

 

[Harlemura]

I beat my friend in StarCraft 2 in a worker-only war yesterday. Can't beat him in actual matches, but I am now the King of making SCVs.
It's surprising how fast SCVs take down a Command Center once you have enough of them.

 

[TerribleAssassin]

To be quite honest, nothing, made a Burial style track which I'll finish tomorrow.

 

[Cowabungaa]

I finally started running, I ain't ever doing a 5K, but fuck it at least I'm getting more in shape.

I also got scammed out of ?250, woohoo! Oh...wait...nevermind.

 

[Drunkern_Hobo]

I took a dump that needed 3 flushes!


Your move!

 

[Hagi]

A few years ago I jumped of a 216 meter high bridge. That counts as awesome right?

Lately? I finished a big 816 page book [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Pillars_of_the_Earth] in two days with time to spare.

It's apparently even nominated by Oprah's book club, so I guess that counts as getting in touch with my feminine side? That's also awesome in today's age right?

 

[PureChaos]

been doing reviews though they haven't been going quite as well as i'd hoped they would

 

[I.N.producer]

I built a floating fortress in Minecraft 25x25x15 meters.

The outside is obsidian with a glass-contained lava roof over the obsidian layer. Inside, the main source of light is a glowstone roof and glowsone striped walls. The floor is a slab of iron, the walls have gold blocks wherever there isn't glowstone lighting. There's an obsidian dog house in the corner with three wolves staying in it

The only entryway is a waterfall that can be blocked off with a piston controlled from a lever inside the house.

I did not legitimately get all of the materials, I used Too Many Items. The building process itself was quite epic though.