the ability to bend reality. to make the day 1000 years long but shorter than a second, and once the sun sets the day didn't end but start once again. make the world where down is up and up is sideways, where the fish do kart-wheels and the bird fart bottle caps. i would like to watch looters in the chaos throw a brick at a window, and have the brick stick to the glass like silly putty and all of the bags of potatoe chips shatter.