What if #63: What if you woke up and everyone was dead?

[LamborghiniJackson]

Lock myself in Walmart or something...'cause I'd still doubt that EVERYONE is dead. yeah, I'd be on my skeptical shit.

 

[Antitonic]

1) Switch off the running cars in the area.
2) Raid service stations for petrol.
3) Swipe some solar panels.
4) Set up generators.
5) Convert backyard and neighbours yards to farmland.
6) Harvest wildlife/people for food and store in a converted freezer.
7) Start learning engineering in order to make a solar car that's good.
8) Enjoy.

 

[KiruTheMant]

I've prepared for this situation. Set up base in the nearest grocery store,preferable one with sealable flash freezers. Get hands on any firearm I can. Glock,Pump Action,Uzi,Anything. Secure multiple generators,including the 3 in my bomb shelter. load up on non expiring rations,and try and find a steady source of water. Use my technological training to send out an S.O.S signal using any computer I can access for as long as the signal can stay up. Try and turn off any knwon electrical plants that I don't reuire,so I don't overheat and cause something to short circuit. First priority is survival,second is repopulation. A method of transport that can be refueled often or requires no fuel helps. I.E. transport trucks or a bike. My best friend will be my transport. I need to eat any expirables while a can,and if needed I will harvest from any living animals,if any are found. Stockpiling is your best friend. If I get sick and cannot cure myself? I dare not die to a puny germ,i'll take myself out like a real man,with a shotgun in my mouth.

 

[Paksenarrion]

...and thus, the Age of Necrophilia began.

*cue title scene with FF music*
Age of Necrophilia

NEW GAME
SAVED GAME
OPTIONS
STICK IT IN

 

[Jewrean]

...and thus, the Age of Necrophilia began.

*cue title scene with FF music*
Age of Necrophilia

NEW GAME
SAVED GAME
OPTIONS
STICK IT IN

Lol I was going to say I was surprised when no one mentioned visiting the houses of high school bullies and anyone you had a crush on to do stuff to them before they smelt funny.

 

[CrashTestZombie]

...

So I'm not gonna get the blow-up doll I ordered? I knew I should have clicked 1-day shipping.

Serious Answer: Go to a nearby truck stop, steal the slushie machine and ENJOY.

When that's depleted I will celebrate with the electricity, water, and gas my house still has. Then when that's all gone I'll just off myself.

EDIT:

Worst case scenario the last girl on Earth is ugly.

Can't we just close our eyes and pretend it's someone else?

 

[xchurchx]

hmmmm
well i would find a gun
find some people and create my own little country
if i cant find anyone find a tv and watch the entire 24 sega

 

[Eat Uranium]

Get my hands on these things:
-Mountains of food tins (and a can opener)
-weapon of some sort
-dosemeter
-outdoor clothes
-toothbrush

and take a car and drive to one of those places that they bottle spring water.

 

[Ben Jamin]

1. Despair for a while 2. Get over it 3. Steal a bunch of shit
4. Drive on up to Queensland . 5. Chill in my newly acquired Beach-house
6. Destroy random things because I can
7. Send out a broadcast as I find my self slowly losing my sanity.
8. Hopefully find a female survivor and begin repopulating the earth.

 

[Eternalsun]

because i wouldnt have to worry about animals and zombies id find a nice warehouse or somsort of thing start farming. get loads of guns a monster truck go around blow up cities with bombs

 

[JoJo]

Look for other people, in shear terms of probability it is very unlikely that only 1 out of 7 billion people would survive, much more likely that a few others would have also survived, once they are found I would try to rebuild society to make it peaceful, and cooperative, and free from hate etc...

 

[iLikeHippos]

My first impression would be to take my own life to the grief and of my lonely state. What am I without my family who means the world to me?

But, I don't know what would happen after that... Probably suicide though. Pretty sure...
Since there is no replacement for displacement, all of these freedoms will mean nothing in comparison to my family being dead.

 

[monkey_man]

if there are no zombies, just no people, why bring guns? looting can be done without guns, you know.
anyway, i would go and live close to a solar powered house, which gives me enough energy to live. i would also get an awesome pc and television, and start my own network. if anyone comes online, i know there will be survivors, and say they can come to my place

 

[JokerCrowe]

Just to be a party pooper to all you people saying you could repopoulate the earth: inbreeding. Hello, IQ down the toilet...

OT: probably be like "sweet!! Now I don't have to talk to anyone!!" And go and do all the stuff I've always wanted to do, and learn all the stuff I've always wanted to learn. After that I would try to find an unlocked car, or just steal one, and travel south to the bigger cities. Try to find weapons, food and water. Try to figure out what the hell happened, and why I'm not dead. Find a safe place with electricity (solar or wind or water powered) and just hold up there for a while, while I try to figure out what happened. Then I would slowly go insane and probably kill any survivor that stumbled onto my way. Eventually I would probably throw myself off a cliff, thinking I could fly.
..
oh yeah, I have it all planned out...

 

[Viciousmf]

i would live in the white house and use $50 bills to make a fire. and id turn it into a real life castle grayskull. also id get lots of automaticc weapons. probally lotsa other stuff too, like chainsaws and generator to run all the consoles ever made(1 at time of course), and if i have time, make a female cyborg companion so i dont go crazy.

 

[MrShowerHead]

First, I would go to my friends house to see if they are alive. After that I would travel to different city, looking for survivors there. If I can't find any, I would start stealing stuff from stores and just live my life until I go crazy

 

[crazyfoxdemon]

The first thing I would do would be to procure supplies... Once that's done, I'm going to travel a bit so that I'm in no danger of nuclear fallout if/when the nuclear power plants meltdown...

Once all of that is done, I will do my best to live and secure the future of the human race with anyone I find *wink* *wink*

 

[Zorg Machine]

watch I am legend without the zombies and other people for a complete guide of what I would do.
raid some museums, go crazy and talk to dolls...the usual stuff.

 

[MrBirdy]

I'd go to the liquor store... Stuff 1 bag full of alcohol. Then run to the coffeeshop, take all the weed. And try to kill myself with an overdosis of the above stated subastances....

Yes, I'd find it way too boring otherwise

 

[RIOgreatescapist]

Have a snack then sit in front of my pc.