Ultratwinkie said:
That publisher would publish SJW games.
I think it would be like Tumblr in video game form. We'll call it Tumblr Drama Simulator. You begin the game by setting your personal pronouns and if you're an otherkin or not.
Then comes the minigame portion where you troll on twitter then run back to your tumblr blog to talk about how mean twitter people are. Bonus points if you steal artwork and get your posts screen capped and posted reddit. More bonus points if you tie Doctor Who or MLP into your posts.
At the the end of the game, you get a score on how many reblogs you got and how much drama you caused. But you always win because at Tumblr everyone is a winner.
If you do really well, you win a few more hours in the ball pit.
(yes, this is a joke. No offense intended.)
It's a joke, but I think it's kind of on-target.
You forgot the all-important SRS BSNS of the Day Minigame. The screen is sporadically filled with two-sentence posts about some poorly-researched environmental or political threat, and you have to click on all of them in a very short span of time. Fail to reblog certain posts, and your Righteous Young Lad or Lass meter goes down.
If it empties, you're literally the scum of the Earth because you failed to reblog a pity post about the plight of unrecognized Therians who supposedly cut themselves to escape the sheer angst of their existence. Either that or Net Neutrality, or pandas, or "relief" efforts for the people in Iceland affected by the newest eruption, or hate crusades masquerading as righteous battles toward gender equality or as efforts to avoid defamation of one or the other gender, etc.