What if a zombie. . .
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Well... thinking of what is immediately available to me, I'd either use the fire extinguisher, a shovel, or a picture of my sister. If none of those worked, I'd runs away to Canadian Tire for some more weapons.
what if you go got home and found out your mother and father and sisters where made into some immortal f***heads who seemingly has closed the door and you cant kill them with anytinhg and lastly eating your slowly beginning with your hands then your legs then ripping out your stumich and then sooner going to the more important organs
yep definatley legsAby_Z said:Obviously I would kill them with fire....
Edit: For more originality, your form of zombie sounds a lot like the FMA version of 'zombie'.
So obviously you just cut off their legs.
or blow them up or slice them into little peices
Bah, trying to get the nukes in orbit is just so time consuming and full of logistical problems. The silos already established should be perfectly viable if they're still maintained. And while the nukes are blasting, I'll be in my personal Vault that's stockpiled and designed to last for many years to come.. It's mostly fool-proof!Hurr Durr Derp said:
Why the nukes if I have an impenetrable Vault? My question to you would be: why not?
Anyways, as most of y'all have been saying, dismembering them would be the most effective strategy. Your only issue will be trying to figure out methods to achieve this in the least time-consuming method. Slow methods aren't going to help with a giant horde of 'em. Traps in narrow areas would work great to this effect. Sorta like the ones placed around Ravenholm. We can all learn a lesson or two from Father Grigori!
Like the Ryno? Or that Alpha Cannon from Tools of Destruction? Or a gun which is physically bigger ... so a ballista (or whatever the giant cross-bows on wheels are called)?Neonbob said:
OT: Well, running sounds like a good start, and so does digging a bottomless pit with spikes at the bottom, alternatively, a moat made of anti-biotics, so the zombies are about to kill you, then they get cured, then bitten by the zombies behind them and trapped in some sort of paradox where they are both cured and not at the same time, thereby creating a mini black hole that lasts just long enough to destroy the zombie that bit the cured zombie ... also, collecting everyone still alive and giving them all swords and establishing bases around Australia so that we can chop the zombies into little pieces so that they cnanot infect us sounds like a good idea, and we could use traps to get zombies alone so that we could take the time to cut them apart at every join so that even if they continue to live, it would be impossible for them to move.
Alternatively, kill them with fire, then douse the ashes in everything from salt to holy water to napalm.