What if everyone on earth disappeared apart from you?
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That's one of my favorite episodes. I still like Walking Distance better, though.Gustof26 said:
OT: Games, comics, movies, anime, and cartoons. These will all be part of my "shopping" list.
I'll raid the local erotic shop for sex toys and pornography, after I've gathered up arms, ammunition, and food-supplys, of course. My ripe old time would often by punctuated by bouts of loneliness and regret, but never enough to consider suicide, and I'd continue living, searching, and hoping until the day I find that I'm too weak to wipe my own shit, which would prompt me take an overdose of sleeping pill and dream the dreamless dream. And this won't count as suicide, because as far as I'm concerned, death has caught up with me.
This. Especially the Skyrim part.smearyllama said:
Not to mention that I can't cook very well on my own.
Record everything on TV I humanely can until all the Broadcasting stops. Then, go to several places, stealing generators and what not in order to live in an electric heaven for a couple months. Eventually, with the boredom and the Eventually Internet turning off, I would start driving towards an airport, where I would then Hijack a plane and explore every place I wanna (Inside the White House, Area 51, Inside Blizzard and Nintendo Offices, Other Things). I'd steal a war helicopter from a Military base and do some serious damage, like blowing up a Nuclear Power Plant and blowing up the Hoover Dam. Then I'd use the White House to bomb Cuba, China, Russia, And Middle Africa out of pure boredom (I wish I could use nukes, but it requires 4 keys to be turned simultaneously, 2 in one spot, 2 in another). Then with the complete boredom (And if there are no space ships), I would probably just do whatever I wanted to (I am not really suicidal) until my eventual death from my Type 1 Diabetes.
After maybe a month of debauchery and oodles and oodles of pornography, I'd probably drive a Sports-car off a cliff while listening to "Free Bird."
Oh, I'd have a shitload of fun. I'd start off by leaving my house and looking for a mansion somewhere. I'd probably just give up after a while though and squat in one of the upper-middle class split-level places. I would make sure to fortify the place against pests and other such animal intruders.
ANYWAY once my fortification process is complete and the former owner's stuff has been chucked out, I'll start moving my own things in. I'd raid all sorts of stores and, homes in my attempts to build and complete my video game collection. Notable places to hit would be Play-N-Trade and James Rolf's house. The AVGN is a proud owner of possibly all three Nintendo Championship 1990 cartridges, Gold, Grey and, reproduction.
ANYWAY once my fortification process is complete and the former owner's stuff has been chucked out, I'll start moving my own things in. I'd raid all sorts of stores and, homes in my attempts to build and complete my video game collection. Notable places to hit would be Play-N-Trade and James Rolf's house. The AVGN is a proud owner of possibly all three Nintendo Championship 1990 cartridges, Gold, Grey and, reproduction.
You know how you dressed in Dead Rising? That's my outfit. Then I go extreme skydiving. It's like regular skydiving, but you're tied to the plane with a quick-release. You point the plane at the ground, then float away as it crashes. Then I raid a Home Depot. Build siege weaponry. Go to war on the city.
I'd keep going until I died by accident.
I'd keep going until I died by accident.
It would be fun for about 2 weeks. After that you'd be lonely as fuck.
But by that point, I would have already died after flying a plane drunk.
But by that point, I would have already died after flying a plane drunk.
It would not be fun in the slightest for me. Isolation depresses me. I would probably just lie down and let myself starve to death very shortly.
I'm already really lonely, so there's that. I guess I'd try to figure out why everyone disappeared. Oh, and film it just in case if everyone comes back, they can make some sort of found footage movie after the aliens/alternate universe people/divine entity kill me for whatever reason. Wait, why am I the only person left? See, I just can't have fun with these hypotheticals because I'm always asking why, I always have to know how things got to the point that they are...
Fucking score. This would grant me absolute freedom. I could sleep where ever I liked by breaking into random houses or shopping malls. There would be no lack of shelter and no lack of canned food. I could read all the books I liked, although admittedly that would make me nostalgic for humanity. I'd need to educate myself about medicine pretty quickly, so I know what drugs I need to pilfer from the pharmacy if I ever get sick. It would be fantastic. It might get a bit lonely, but I'm already pretty used to lonliness. All my best friends are in my head anyway.
Break in to gamestop?smearyllama said:
Edit: steam would continue to function as long as the power plants do, so you could just wait until the 11th.