What if God was one of us?

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triggrhappy94

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I'd say something like, "Wow, I loved your voice narrating 'March of the Penguins'"

Becuase everyone knows that Morgan Freeman is god
 

Superhyperactiveman

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Well, first He'd show up. Then I'd be like "Oh! Jesus! What are you doing here!?!" and then Jesus would be like "Dude, what do you think I'm doing here?" And then I'd remember what happens when Jesus comes back and I'd be like "Oh... Shit... I'll go get my things..."

Then I'd like to believe that I'd be teleported up into Heaven so I don't have to stick around for all the war, death, fire, disease and general badness associated with the world ending/exploding/whatever happens to it.
 

Wintermoot

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I,m a Atheist so I don,t believe in deity(,s)(although I did pick Pastafarism).
IF I would meet a possible god I would ask him why the world is so fucked up and why we can only give on 75% of the surface.
 

Someone Depressing

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He'd mutter to all the woman to remove their pants within the next couple of stops. "It's in the Bible," He'd say.

I'd ask him why he's not been doing a very good job at all (Japan's Tsunami/Earthquacke, Mental/Physical Disorders, Letting Sarah Palin Live, ect ect).

Then I would run away 'cause he just got an army of Angels on my ass.
 

Chris646

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I wouldn't do anything. He probably gets bugged all the time about stuff like that, so I'd just keep walking and treat him like a normal person.
 

Mutie

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If she's out of the underworld, then she's probably leading an army of undead vikings to slay us all... AWESOME!!
 

alfawx

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I was actually gonna quote the song until I saw it in the OP... :(. Anyway, I'd probably run away, fearing for my life. God only knows what... God knows.
 

Atheist.

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Squid94 said:
He (the Christian one) already tried it, and called himself 'Jesus', if the Bible's contents is to be believed.

Beyond that, as I don't follow any religion, it'd take something special for a deity of Atheism to firstly exist, and then appear on Earth before me.
Hey now, the Invisible Pink Unicorn (Blessed be her Holy Hooves) is a deity of Atheism. Granted it's a fictional parody of a god(s), but beggars can't be choosers.

OT: Seth the Egyptian God of Chaos and Darkness... Fuck man, this sounds bad.
 

Laser Priest

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If I saw mine, I'd assume my eyes would melt and all of my organs would violently explode.
 

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Atheist. said:
Squid94 said:
He (the Christian one) already tried it, and called himself 'Jesus', if the Bible's contents is to be believed.

Beyond that, as I don't follow any religion, it'd take something special for a deity of Atheism to firstly exist, and then appear on Earth before me.
Hey now, the Invisible Pink Unicorn (Blessed be her Holy Hooves) is a deity of Atheism. Granted it's a fictional parody of a god(s), but beggars can't be choosers.

OT: Seth the Egyptian God of Chaos and Darkness... Fuck man, this sounds bad.
Then I shall find her and worship her senseless!
 

rancher of monsters

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AlkalineGamer said:
I'd steal his thunder, I mean that literally.
Lightning Thief!

Superhyperactiveman said:
Well, first He'd show up. Then I'd be like "Oh! Jesus! What are you doing here!?!" and then Jesus would be like "Dude, what do you think I'm doing here?" And then I'd remember what happens when Jesus comes back and I'd be like "Oh... Shit... I'll go get my things..."
Greatest dialouge with Jesus ever. It be funny if he just went up to people one at a time like that.

"Where's Steve?"

"I don't know, he was talking to some bearded guy, maybe they went somewhere."
 

Naheal

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wootsman said:
did this remind remind any one else of "the melancholy of haruhi suzumiya"
I was about to link the opening sequence....

Darzen said:
wootsman said:
did this remind remind any one else of "the melancholy of haruhi suzumiya"
ot: fuck yea 1006 posts :3
Yes actually it did.

I'd be curious as to why C'thulhu is on a bus
He made a deal with Eric Cartman.