What if God was one of us?

[rt052192]

not to rip off Jewel, but what if God was one of us?

stranger on the bus... nah i think he would wreak havoc, kind of like Old Testament vengeful God

 

[delet]

I think we'd all finally have definitive proof on which religion was right (if any) and there'd be quite a few less problems in the world.

 

[RatRace123]

I think he'd be disgusted, and then make Billy Goats the new chosen species.

 

[Pimppeter2]

He is.


And his name is [user]Souplex[/user]

 

[Mikkaddo]

I think he WOULD be just a stranger on the bus, trying to make his way home.

Even though no one's on the phone (cept the pope maybe, in Rome)

in all honesty, I think of God was one of us, he'd be a silent observer, watching us with a careful eye and fixing the world as he sees necessary from his distant and possibly shadowed home.

I seriously doubt he'd be ripping shit up as if we're speaking of God in the sense of the Juedeo-Christian form, rather then say . . . Greek form, he'd be the one that MADE it, so would PROBABLY want to keep it around.

If it WAS the Greek version, then he'd likely be wanting to rip shit up if only to get back at his father who ACTUALLY created it.

 

[NeutralDrow]

I thought she was...

 

[Neonbob]

He is.


And his name is [user]Souplex[/user]

Well, FUCK.
Beaten to the local joke.


I suppose he'd be quite disappointed with all of us.
Which would make the next hour or so quite interesting.
Godly wrath would be a new thing to see.

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

just a slob like one of us?

Well I guess she'd spend some time going round trying to sort out problems, realise just how much humans will resist change for the better, and reascend to heaven to let us get on with it. Not that I think we're bad per se, just that we're not what either Old Testament or New Testament God would like us to be.

 

[The Austin]

He would smite all the terrorists.

Yes.

 

[Wardnath]

Just a slob like one of us?

Just a stranger on a bus, trying to make his way home.

In all seriousness, I think if God/Allah/Yahweh were still with us, they'd be utterly disgusted with the damage we've inflicted upon ourselves and the world.

 

[A random person]

I thought she was...

She is, Drow, and we must now make the world more interesting alongside father Amnestic and sister Suiseiseki IRL.

 

[Irridium]

He would probably ***** slap all the fanatics that kill anyone who they think is "wrong" if they don't agree.

If he gave us free will, I don't think he would want us to all think the same. That just would be silly.

 

[Joe Matsuda]

Im sorry, but A: there are multiple gods and B: they are far greater than you mere mortals

now if you will excuse me, I have to go pray to Solomon, Hercules, Atlas, Zeus, Achilles and Mercury.

cookie for those who get the reference.

 

[dmase]

I can't believe you didn't put a link to said song, no fear i'm here.

http://popup.lala.com/popup/360569458053904120

I completely agree with the song(I know it saysy popup trust me)
And i could have sworn for the longest time that weird al had wrote it.

 

[omega 616]

He is.


And his name is [user]Souplex[/user]

Well, FUCK.
Beaten to the local joke.

You could have gone for the other joke, Morgan freeman.

But I just nabbed that one aswell.

 

[Neonbob]

He is.


And his name is [user]Souplex[/user]

Well, FUCK.
Beaten to the local joke.

You could have gone for the other joke, Morgan freeman.

But I just nabbed that one aswell.

Yeah, but that's not as true on this site.
Here, Souplex is the "recognized" god.

 

[SturmDolch]

What? I'm not -- OH SHI- I've been discovered! Beam me up, Peter!

 

[Samcanuck]

Wait, wasn't that what the whole new testoment was all about, or did I miss something about that whole 'holy trinity' thing.

(Personally I think thats all a bunch of crap mind you)