What if I were to tell you everything you know about history is false?

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Thaluikhain

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aprilmarie said:
OT: History is written by the victor. Look at how different countries teach history and what they teach/focus on. It is very different. That's why I make it a point to learn as much as possible from more than one source.
Um, is that not how everyone is supposed to learn about anything subjective or controversial?

Personally, though, I tend not to check facts if I don't care, and end anything I say about it with "or so I heard."
 

cryogeist

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ok so im just going to assume that all those land mines, blown up tanks and the bunkers on the beaches of Normandy were all just put there by assholes.
Also: Vietnam explain that
you need to make more sense before you do something like this
 

Angry Camel

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Well, I'd be interested in knowing how World War 2 happened before World War 1, OP. I'd also ask you to put the pills down so I can get you in a strait jacket.
 
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As if you really believe that WW2 was the extinction of the dinosaurs.

The US clearly deployed packs of Velociraptors during Vietnam in order to sniff out NLF sympathisers, and those 'UAV drones' currently in use in the Middle East? Quite clearly armoured Pterodactyls.

God, duh...

:)
 

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Mavinchious Maximus said:
I know (1)allot of you would question my intellectual mind powers, but i am widely considered a smart cookie. I once aced a spelling test IN THE 3RD GRADE!

Anyways Im here to tell you school has been lying to you ever since you were in kindergarten, and they have been doing this on purpose. The government is currently being (2)mine-tricked by blood mages from Ubisoft and have ordered lies to be put on the education of our children!

Just to prove to you im not bullshitting you im going to tell you how world war 2 (or commonly referred to as the extinction of the dinosaurs.) really happened.

In the year 1850 a league of dinosaurs known as the (3)excel forces (it consisted of all the t-rexes, giant sharks, and a Italian dude) declared war on man, dolphin, and machine. The dinosaurs were winning the war until the Germans (they were hired by the dinosaurs) shot thousands of v2 rockets into Washington DC! Luckily (4)FDR used his hybrid transforming wheelchair know as pearl harbor to shoot the rockets out of the sky! Then he ordered a German scientist who defected named Goku to shoot a beam of (5)pure power into a meteor. when he did this the meteor crashed into Japan and killed all the dinosaurs! That is how we really won the war, and we would go on in 1915 to defeat the french in world war 1.

so what does the escapist think about the truth?
(1) I don't eat shallots.
(2) Poor government, marooned inside that shaft.
(3) Were we referred to as the Word forces?
(4) Did it run on hydrogen cells?
(5) Only IMPURE power can destroy a meteor.
(6) Drugs are very very bad for you.
 

Serenity Fallen

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Well, this little serving of random, unexplained insanity really brightened my day. =)

To quote Yahtzee:

"SHINE ON, YOU CRAZY DIAMOND!"
 

retyopy

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I would smile and say that I was aware of that and knew everything was wrong, and therefore, becuase you are telling me that I am wrong with presumption that everything in history is wrong (due to my entire knowledge of history being in th category of WRONG) that all of my knowledge of history is right. yay!
 

Slash Dementia

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I'd simply say "okay", and move on with my life. Still, I wouldn't believe you if you did, and then I'd substitute your reality with my one.

The chicken was the strongest dinosaur and is the cause of the extinction of every species--even humans. They are controlling everything through an intense world simulator that they have created, in which they pass themselves off as harmless, cute, little birds. But they're not. They created "man" in their own image. So what we see when we see another human, is what a real chicken looks like.

All of this history did happen, but there was no other choice. Soon, chickens will reboot this life program and start it over.
 

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Mavinchious Maximus said:
I know allot of you would question my intellectual mind powers, but i am widely considered a smart cookie. I once aced a spelling test IN THE 3RD GRADE!

Anyways Im here to tell you school has been lying to you ever since you were in kindergarten, and they have been doing this on purpose. The government is currently being mine-tricked by blood mages from Ubisoft and have ordered lies to be put on the education of our children!

Just to prove to you im not bullshitting you im going to tell you how world war 2 (or commonly referred to as the extinction of the dinosaurs.) really happened.

In the year 1850 a league of dinosaurs known as the excel forces (it consisted of all the t-rexes, giant sharks, and a Italian dude) declared war on man, dolphin, and machine. The dinosaurs were winning the war until the Germans (they were hired by the dinosaurs) shot thousands of v2 rockets into Washington DC! Luckily FDR used his hybrid transforming wheelchair know as pearl harbor to shoot the rockets out of the sky! Then he ordered a German scientist who defected named Goku to shoot a beam of pure power into a meteor. when he did this the meteor crashed into Japan and killed all the dinosaurs! That is how we really won the war, and we would go on in 1915 to defeat the french in world war 1.

so what does the escapist think about the truth?
This made me sad.. I actually thought someone on here was brave enough to challenge what we are indoctrinated with in school..

Now i see that my hopes was way too high.. Too bad..