What If Someone Remade Star Wars?
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Screw remakes and prequels, I want SEQUELS.
I want to see the galaxy in absolute chaos in the aftermath of the end of the empire. I want to see Leia discover her Force powers with Luke's help as they also roam the galaxy searching for gifted youngsters as part of an effort to work the Jedi way into the order of the new galactic democracy/grand council/whatever the hell the new government is.
I want to see brilliant scientists attempt to create a drug that artificially enhances a person's attunement with the Force. Screw midichlorians, we'll just say it's a brain-altering drug and leave it at that. A few bad eggs go crazy and turn kinda Sithy, and it's up to the Jedi under the leadership of Luke's apprentice - oh yeah, he got an apprentice at some point, by the way - to stop the bad guys before their influence spreads too far and ruins all that's been worked for. This probably sounds more like a video game or some kinda mini-series, but screw it, I still like the idea.
I want to see what happens to the clones. There had to have been a bunch left over even after the war, AND there are still factories cranking them out, right? I don't even know what the hell they would do, but dammit, I want to see them. Bonus points if we get an elite squad of Fett-like clones. Why? Because bite me, that's why.
I want to see the ruined city of (wherever the Gungans lived) so we know Jar-Jar was annihilated. Can you imagine how cathartic that'll be for EVERYBODY?
I want to see the galaxy in absolute chaos in the aftermath of the end of the empire. I want to see Leia discover her Force powers with Luke's help as they also roam the galaxy searching for gifted youngsters as part of an effort to work the Jedi way into the order of the new galactic democracy/grand council/whatever the hell the new government is.
I want to see brilliant scientists attempt to create a drug that artificially enhances a person's attunement with the Force. Screw midichlorians, we'll just say it's a brain-altering drug and leave it at that. A few bad eggs go crazy and turn kinda Sithy, and it's up to the Jedi under the leadership of Luke's apprentice - oh yeah, he got an apprentice at some point, by the way - to stop the bad guys before their influence spreads too far and ruins all that's been worked for. This probably sounds more like a video game or some kinda mini-series, but screw it, I still like the idea.
I want to see what happens to the clones. There had to have been a bunch left over even after the war, AND there are still factories cranking them out, right? I don't even know what the hell they would do, but dammit, I want to see them. Bonus points if we get an elite squad of Fett-like clones. Why? Because bite me, that's why.
I want to see the ruined city of (wherever the Gungans lived) so we know Jar-Jar was annihilated. Can you imagine how cathartic that'll be for EVERYBODY?
Only if Robert Pattinson plays Han Solo.
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No remakes of Star Wars please. Do what you like with the rest of the movies (I'm not even much of a fan of Empire and Jedi, though they're better than what came next) but leave the original alone as it is a genuine stand alone classic of cinema.
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No remakes of Star Wars please. Do what you like with the rest of the movies (I'm not even much of a fan of Empire and Jedi, though they're better than what came next) but leave the original alone as it is a genuine stand alone classic of cinema.
1) ALL GUNGANS HAVE TO DIE!
2) Work "The Heir To The Empire" and "Jedi Academy" into the next series of movies. Seriously Lucas, quit wasting your time with "Clone Wars" and re-re-re-re-releasing the films and work the already EPIC books into MORE EPIC movies!
2) Work "The Heir To The Empire" and "Jedi Academy" into the next series of movies. Seriously Lucas, quit wasting your time with "Clone Wars" and re-re-re-re-releasing the films and work the already EPIC books into MORE EPIC movies!