What if Videogame Characters could use FML...

[Sanctus Hospes]

"My inventor friend accidentally "warped" a cute chick I, um, "bumped" into at the festival today somewhere and I had to put on her necklace and go through what she did. When I stopped going through this weird blue and purple haze, I landed in a place that seemed surprisingly familiar. After going to this old castle nearby, the cute chick found me and asked me to meet her in her room. Thing was, she was the Queen of the castle! Or, at least, everyone around her seemed to think she was, from what she told me. Then she dissappeared again, but not like the last time. Then I exited her room without notice - the guards and maids were too busy gossipping, only to be stopped by my inventor friend. Turns out, she IS royalty...but from our own time period, as she is our princess! Seems as though I went 400 years into the past and now that everyone mistook her for the Queen, the Queen will die at the hands of her kidnappers. Her and I went to investigate a Cathedral to try and help track down the missing queen, only to be ambushed by some weird demon thingys. A frog knight helped us out of that mess, but my friend really seemed creeped out by it. I didn't mind - his sword skills are better than mine and, though it talked a bit unusual, it seemed to be good-natured. The three of us went further into the Cathedral where we found the Queen and her kidnapper. We finished him off and returned the Queen to the castle. I then hurried to the Queen's room to see if our princess had reappeared. Thankfully, she was there and she apologized for hiding the fact that she was a princess. Seriously, when you looked at her and the Queen side-by-side, there's almost no difference between the two. We left for our own time period and I escorted the princess back to our castle...only to be jailed by this whack job of a Chancellor. I was put on trial for abducting the princess; thankfully, between my lawyer and some people I helped out at the festival I was found not guilty...but I still had to spend three days in jail as punishment! As if that wasn't enough, the Chancellor has made it so that I was to be executed at the end of those three days. I say "was" because I certainly did NOT enjoy the idea of being executed when I didn't do anything wrong...so I broke out! I annoyed the guard enough so he came into my cell and hit me. Thankfully, my acting was good enough so that when he turned to exit, I smacked him from behind and knocked him out. I met my inventor friend on the way out - she had the same idea as me, it seems. I knew I liked her for some reason. After breaking out of the prison, we made a run for the castle doors, only to be stopped by the guards. Then the guards were stopped...by the princess! Then...she got stopped. By her dad. In the ensuing confusion, we made a dash for the forest and found another warp thingy. We went into it having no other choice than being captured. When we emerged, we found ourselves in what looked to be a completely different world. Though this one looked like it went to hell. There's hardly any life, the few people we've met have no spark of life in them and, though we got rested up in this awesome machine, I'm still hungry. The princess is an emotional wreck, my friend is creeped out by the scenery and I have yet to catch a break here. FML! P.S. I hope my cat is OK..."

SpikyHairedGuy

Nice ^_^

 

[TheDuckbunny]

"Saw my uncle Mario again for the first time in years. Totally ruined the immersion! FML."

-1337_Ezio

 

[timeadept]

"Got into another gunfight, this time my car blew up while i was in mid air but i decided to ride it out. After doing a couple barrel rolls in a flaming husk and grinding to a stop i realized that i felt fine. I mean the explosion hurt a bit but after that, there really wasn't any reason to get out of the car. Then i died. Turns out that i'm deathly allergic to sitting in stationary, burning vehicles. Ah well, re-spawning in 3... 2... 1... FML"

-Swave&SexyScorpion79

 

[BanthaFodder]

"turns out that I'm STILL DEAD. FML"
-GainsboroghGirl

"... FML"
-DoctorFreeman

"Fought gang leader. He used nothing but Double Team and Confuse Ray. FML"
-2BAMaster

 

[Tim Cr810]

"Legs=Broken
me= irradiated
the grocery store= bandit filled
the robots= trying to kill me
Moira= go to library
FML"
Lone Wanderer

 

[Popadoo]

'WTF. Plane crashed and went to a lighthouse. NOW I'M BEING ATTACKED BY DRUG ADDICTS! FML!!'

- BioJakkx

 

[Saarai-fan]

"Been so much crap lately. My damn twin brother who's soul is in the body of another enemy of mine has control of the SOP system, my friend can't stop mopping that Naomi left us, one side of my face is now burnt, and Sunny still won't let me f*#king smoke in the Nomad! FML!"

Oldsolid_Davidsnake

 

[JoJo]

"Lil' sis ran away and almost got herself hacked apart by a splicer... again. FML"

LargeFather7

"Found my runaway dad, then he goes a sacrifices himself and leaves a massive quest to me... FML"

WastelandWanderer3

 

[Daaaah Whoosh]

"Test subject escaped the incinerator today, and now she's asking for cake. FML."
-G1ad0s

 

[Spartan448]

Cloaked Elites that love to throw grenades. Yippee. FML, and the idiot who decided to try the LASO challenges first thing after starting up a shooter for the first time.

-Mast3rCh33f.

 

[CrazyCapnMorgan]

"The Empire is chasing me down, there's a weird king hitting on me, a kind-hearted thief looking after me, no one really cares about me except for their curiosity about my "abilities", we're going to the leader of a group of people that want to fight the Empire...and the only thing I can remember is my own freaking name! FML."

GirlCalledEarth

 

[Wolfram23]

Today, I arrived in Boletaria.

FML

 

[Cheesus333]

"Today, I realised I have been stood in the exact some spot my entire life, waiting for one specific person to speak to me so I can teach him about how to catch a Pokémon. He walked straight past me the other day. I'm glad I waited 75 years for that moment. FML"

- TutorialGuy01

I agree, your life sucks (2334) You totally deserved it (1)

Comments:

#1 - Fucking hell, I caught three on my way to where you are! I already know! - Red

 

[ShiningOmega]

"Wow, this has been a weird day. My plane crashed, now I've lost my birthday present, swam to a lighthouse, and descended into a fallen Objectivist utopia in a submarine. To top it off, I've now killed a total of 20 men with a pipe wrench, shot myself up with about 50 used needles full of God knows what, and am now at the mercy of some drunk Irish man hiding in a closet somewhere. FML"

WYKkid1960

 

[WeakEnd]

"Punk kids sending me letters, telling me they're my wife and to meet them in some old, decrepit town I used to visit with her. Do they think I was hit with amnesia the day she died? FML"

- SunderlandThe2nd

 

[Canadamus Prime]

"Today Yggdrasill finally blossomed after all these centuries, but then these huge laser beams struck the observatory and sent me and several others tumbling down to the Protectorate where I crashed into a mountain and lost all my powers. Now I have to Now I have to find a way back to the observatory while being harrassed by this annoying fairy who can't speak properly. FML"
-GardienofAngelFalls

 

[Tim Cr810]

"Tried to help this guy who was brainwashed, now i have a 9-iron sticking out of my head FML"
Aynrandfan1

 

[sarge1942]

just got shot, and blown up, and run over by a car, then shot 100 more times, then lit on fire, then beaten, then blown up again, then shot, then thrown in front of a police car before the ambulance got to me and somehow i got better... right before i got blown up again! darn cellphone cheats, FML

GTARandomCivilian

 

[KuwaSanjuro]

"Mom caught me oversleeping, then I had to save the world. FML"

SilentJRPGCharacter

 

[aeroblaster]

"Found out I'm not getting any cake... FML"
-portalLady34

"Just died. For science. FML"
-stillAlive122

"Everyone is gone... Hello? Are you still there? FML"
-thereyouare48