What if Videogame Characters could use FML...

[CleverCover]

"Today I had to run away from the family home as my parents were killed by a family friend and now I have to drink some blood that might kill me so I can join some famous group I could care less about. I just want to find my brother and go hide, but he's probably dead too. FML"

LastCousland

 

[esperandote]

"Had sex with another manequin, i dont know why they keep dying. FML"

TriangleGuy

"Gotta stop drinking, I don't even remember when i got this tattoo. FML"

BornFromAWish

"My new wife died too, she had a cold"

WidowGuy

 

[Loviathan]

"Finally glued all the pots back together and some little bastard just walks into my place and shatters them all over again! FML"
-ILovePots of Hyrule

 

[Eisenfaust]

Every time I'm about to walk into a building, it gets set on fire... FML

Gabe Logan, Syphon Filter

 

[CleverCover]

"This new psychic psycho shows up trying to kill me with barrels, calling me a trigger, just as I was walking down a nice pathway with a 'hot' princess. Major cockblocker. FML"

06SpeedyHog

 

[Joe Deadman]

Woke up on a mortuary slab with a novel carved into my back, amnesia and a flying skull talking to me. Now im having to fight zombies with a scalpel and who the hell is pharod!?!? FML.

-N4m3less0n3

 

[Broken Orange]

Me and my buddies got swallowed by a worm. FML.

-COGbeefcake

 

[Veret]

Met an old friend today, felt pretty good about it too; I hadn't seen her for years and tbh I was looking pretty damn good. Thought we'd maybe finally go out, ended up getting shot in the face instead. I look like I fell asleep on an angle grinder. FML.
CaLibr8

Yyyyeahh...so you just won the thread. Oh, and:

Today I ran into my ex for the first time in two years, and she was with this guy who looked like he fell asleep on an angle grinder. The reason we're not still together? She "died." FML.

-NotAWhiner

 

[JeanLuc761]

I destroyed a Mass Relay and murdered 300,000 people. FML.

-N7Shepard

 

[black_omega2]

Some Sith guys just blew up my home planet. FML
-Lolitwilek

I just got killed in battle, but now they're just dropping me from the ship to do it again. FML
-sextion8tr00p3r

I just found ANOTHER gun. It's bigger than the pile of rubble it was inside! How didn't I see it before? It's the same as my current gun but it makes stuff explode. Do I want to set stuff on fire or make it explode? I can't decide, and I don't have anymore inventory space. FML
-xXsexyvaulthunterXx

 

[Mr Twist]

"Waiting around for my buddy, some dick of an S shape block ruins the whole thing. FML"

-SquareBlock

 

[Wilko316]

Just got my gf stolen by some fat turtle thing and now I have to eat woodland foods to save her. FML.

MoustacheMario

 

[subtlefuge]

"Just raised an objection without any evidence to back it up. It didn't win me too many points with the Judge...FML."

takethatFTW

 

[Gralian]

Today, my plane was struck by lightning when i was on my way to see my old folks in the country. I ended up in the middle of fucking nowhere save for a single lighthouse. I climb the steps inside, soaking wet, to see if the keeper has a telephone i can use to call for help. Next thing i know, the door slams shut behind me. Some little twat locked me in. I continue walking down inside the lighthouse and find a bathysphere. As i had no other option, i pulled the lever and the bathysphere floated into this big underwater city and ended up being nearly torn in half by some psycho ***** with claws. I have no money, no weapons and no flashlight and there's a maniac on the loose. FML

-JackTheMan

 

[Aetera]

Today, I was minding my own business, getting some work done, when my friend demanded that I figure out a way to make him fly. WTF. I somehow manage to do it, because I'm awesome, and he bitches that the thing doesn't make him a goddamn eagle. FML.

-LeoBoi1452

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

'Assumed Control, instantly got grenade in face FML'

Harbindude82

 

[Extasii]

Made a raft in the arctic, then it sank. Then I fought a giant lobster and got the Horn of Ill Omen, while underwater. Gave it to a homeless guy on a beach. He turned into the orc that tried to kill me earlier this week. Now I'm in a city full of psycho Dark Elves. FML.

Erudite Abrahamstah

(seriously, I wanna see if anyone gets this )

 

[TyrantGanado]

"Just got in to an argument and blew a guy's head off. All I did was shout! FML"

BoozeyEthan08

"There was no treasure! Only some giant mutant vagina!!! FML!!!"

WeThreeGuysAndAChick

"Holy dick I fought the pope! Then my town got bombed to shit and I got shot up like a ************. I'm off to Rome fuckers, FML"

Sexio1459

 

[challenger001]

Gordon still won't talk to me. FML

AVance2234

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Creepers. FML

ProMiner

 

[Ddgafd]

"Great, I'm stuck in this blue maze full of these yellow balls and I'm being chased by ghosts. FML."

WakkaWakka256