What if Videogame Characters could use FML...

[Tim Cr810]

"My Grandpa called me Douche again today... this keeps happening since he got dementia and that asshole down the street called me Douche... ever since he beat me and took my place as The greatest pokemon master, he's been treating me worse and worse... did you know that he never showed up while I was the champion, but that when my rival took the title from me he didn't even have time to sit down before Gramps showed up to congradulate him... FML"
Blue Oak

 

[Dunvi]

Got made king today. FML.
~royalbastard931

Target's in the middle of the water and I can't swim. FML.
~arrogantassassin

 

[Biancaneri]

I saw that cute miner guy I like again today. I hissed to get his attention, but as soon as I got close to him, I exploded. again. FML
- CrprGrl

 

[bulldogftw]

Sapped all of the Engi's stuff, slept with Scouts mouther then killed the scout, I think I have had a good day.FML

-Ispy1337

 

[Nightshard]

My girlfriend ran away and got knifed by a transvestite. FML
-SpikyAss

I must construct additional pylons. FML
-Protossletariat

 

[Bloodstain]

Today, my wedding was interrupted, my groom killed, and my cousin raped. Then I was drafted into some weird cult that makes you drink blood that MIGHT KILL YOU and then go kill monsters until you die an early death. Also? My wedding dress was totes ruined. FML.

-BloodyBrideTabris

I agree, your life sucks (14250) - You totally deserved it (1)

Comments

lol pwned
#1 - by xXVaughanXx

Which game is it?

 

[Fidelias]

So I set up an outpost next to this bigass evil that's supposed to be attacking today. Technically it was to help my friends out but I always knew those guys were screwed. Anyway, the evil came over, and my army is in shambles because of a surprise attack, cause apparantly the evil was able to sneak past my outpost, swim across the ocean, sneak past my villages, and surprises attack us, even though we knew they were coming TODAY! Seriously, who is running this army!!! FML!!!!

-TheFabledKing3

 

[Cheesus333]

Today, my wedding was interrupted, my groom killed, and my cousin raped. Then I was drafted into some weird cult that makes you drink blood that MIGHT KILL YOU and then go kill monsters until you die an early death. Also? My wedding dress was totes ruined. FML.

-BloodyBrideTabris

I agree, your life sucks (14250) - You totally deserved it (1)

Comments

lol pwned
#1 - by xXVaughanXx

Which game is it?

Dragon Age, the City Elf Origin story. And it was bloody well done too, that made me nearly piss myself XD

 

[Twilight_guy]

".............FML"

TheFreeman

 

[Aetera]

Dragon Age, the City Elf Origin story. And it was bloody well done too, that made me nearly piss myself XD

EDIT: Ha, you beat me to explaining it. I'm glad you liked it!

 

[meowman]

Jumped off of the Collosseum. Missed the hay. FML.

-SpaghettiLasagnaNomNomNom

 

[Wintermoot]

"accidentally opened a wormhole to a alien dimension filled with monsters FML"
-thefreeman

 

[Cracker3011]

"Greaat, dropped into yet ANOTHER battle with more clones of those 5 russian guys. Saw one of them running around like an idiot jamming his sniper up to his face, pulling the trigger, calling the person he just killed a homosexual, and then upon being shot screamed something like "OMGHARDSCOPINGFAGGOTNOOBFUCKYOU!", whatever that means. FML.

-xXxCoD4liefxXx

 

[LavaLampBamboo]

I got born and killed my Mum in the process, then my dad left me to an insane overseer. I escaped my vault and then got punched in the face by a giant scaly bloke wearing road signs. FML

- PostApocalypseD00d

 

[CNKFan]

"Ran into 12 Deathclaws with only a 9mm, FML"
RockHead2271

"Wait how the hell is there still twitter?"
RockHead2271

 

[CM156_v1legacy]

Today, I killed the King of Shadows. Then rocks fell, and many people died. FML
K 1r0nfis7

 

[Drakmorg]

"Went for a ride one of those new "zeppelins". Then some flying ogres crash into the damn thing, and somehow I manage to be the only survivor. Now I got this guy following me around saying I'm supposedly the god of his religeon or something and now I have to fight some evil guy. And if that wasn't enough, cultists keep attacking me every time I go into the woods. FML"

-ArcanSteam

 

[Pointer]

Was going back to my house today after I opened up a new mine in the mountains. Got some ores out, even a little gold and as the sun set I turned around AND A GIANT GREEN PENIS EXPLODED IN FRONT OF ME. FML.

blockydude

 

[CM156_v1legacy]

Today, My family was killed by my father's best friend, my estate destroyed, and I had to drink demon blood. FML
-C Cousland