What If Wii Games Had Achievements

[TheTemby]

Set out like Game/Achievement/How to earn
lay down your own ideas for wii gaming achievements

To start off

WiiFit/Come on fatty/ Lose 20kg every week for 2 weeks
RedSteel/HotShot/ Get 14 headshots in 25seconds
WiiSports/Sport Addict/ Earn pro in every gametype

 

[DrDeath3191]

Some Wii titles have achievements. Metroid Prime 3 and The Conduit come to mind.

 

[Spaceman_Spiff]

For me to lose 40kg I'd have to cut off my legs

 

[SecretTacoNinja]

Twilight Princess

Rogue Hylian Knight

Complete the evil 50 floor dungeon with your sanity and game controller intact

 

[GodsOneMistake]

Don't use the wii internet for porn for a week

 

[bushwhacker2k]

I think it would be meaningless, PS3 made a lame attempt at achievements and FAILED! because the 360 should be the only system with them.

 

[Alleged_Alec]

Any game:
Should've used the wrist strap....
Accidentally throwing your wii-mote through your tv screen.

 

[RikSharp]

Any game:
Should've used the wrist strap....
Accidentally throwing your wii-mote through your tv screen.

one wonders how the game would pick that up...

metroid prime 3 - how easy was that - complete the game 100% achieve rate.

i did it on first playthough...

 

[Alleged_Alec]

one wonders how the game would pick that up...

metroid prime 3 - how easy was that - complete the game 100% achieve rate.

i did it on first playthough...

The sudden lack of an input and output device. ^^

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

Don't use the wii internet for porn for a week

That simply cannot be done, what you ask is madness!

 

[RikSharp]

The sudden lack of an input and output device. ^^

we'va all seen the vid on youtube of the numpty throwing his remote through the tv playing wii bowling, listen to it and you can hear the game carrying on regardless. it doesnt care that theres no output.
on a half related note, turn on your xbox befor turning on the tv and it wont switch on until after you turn the tv on, so i suppose the tech is there...

 

[asinann]

Every game would have "Learned to turn the power on or off without the aid of your children"

 

[IamQ]

I think it would be meaningless, PS3 made a lame attempt at achievements and FAILED! because the 360 should be the only system with them.

How was it fail?

 

[Ka_huna]

I think it would be meaningless, PS3 made a lame attempt at achievements and FAILED! because the 360 should be the only system with them.

My trophies disagree.

 

[Colodomoko]

Twilight Princess

Rogue Hylian Knight

Complete the evil 50 floor dungeon with your sanity and game controller intact

Well that explains your avatar.

 

[NeutralDrow]

Achievements outside the game? Unnecessary, though an interesting idea. Wouldn't mind more bragging rights about boxing with the silver gloves in Wii Sports...

 

[Eldritch Warlord]

I'm sure that the Mario Galaxy ones would be Get X Stars, Complete the Game, Get X Stars a Luigi, Complete the Game as Luigi, Completionist (get all the stars), Completionist Mark 2 (get all the stars as Luigi), and maybe achievements for certain stars (like Luigi's Purple Coins).

 

[Sixties Spidey]

That'd be freaking awesome. Imagine if MadWorld had achievements....

here's a list of mine:

Brakka brakka BRAAAAAAAARGH
Kill 1,000 enemies with the chainsaw.

Steeeeeeeeeerike 1!
Bludgeon 100 enemies with the spiked bat

Steeeeeeeeeerike 2!
Bludgeon 200 Enemies with the spiked bat.

YOU'RE OUT!
Bludgeon 300 enemies with the spiked bat.

Taste the freshness!
Impale 35 enemies with a soda bottle

Can you say, Sauerkraut?
Kill 300 enemies with the blades.

You Suck At This.
Lose all lives 5 times in a single stage.

You REAAAAAALLY Suck at this
Lose all lives 20 times in a single stage

Intense Rivalry
Play 50 matches in multiplayer

Fierce Rivalry
Play 1000 matches in multiplayer

That's a lot of motherfucking blood there, motherfucka!
Get over 300 points in EVERY bloodbath challenge

Conquistador
Beat all the bosses a second time.

Follow every sign!
Impale signs/street poles on 200 enemies.

Nice Head!
Trap 50 enemies with a geisha doll hat.

Kill the Swashbuckler!
Distract 20 ninjas with a pirate hat.

Any last words?
Finish off 500 enemies

Practical Killer
Use Every death trap in the game

Secret
As in, you don't want to fucking know how to get this achievement.

All in a day's work!
Rack up 1000 kills in one play session.

Varrigan's Champion.
Beat the Game

Wait, that's it?
Beat the game in under 6 hours.

Goodness gracious!
Coat the entire screen with blood

Bushwhacked!
Kill 100 enemies with the rosebush

Serial Killer
Kill 300 enemies

Mass Murderer
Kill 900 enemies

Sociopath
Kill 1500 enemies

Seriously!
Kill 2500 enemies

Om nom nom
Distract 15 enemies with rolls.

Spearheading through the crowd
Impale 10 enemies with one spear thrust.

FINALLY!
Get all the achievements in this game

 

[Da_Schwartz]

I think it would be meaningless, PS3 made a lame attempt at achievements and FAILED! because the 360 should be the only system with them.

My trophies disagree.

As do mine. but please do not feed the troll.

 

[hagaya]

I think it would be meaningless, PS3 made a lame attempt at achievements and FAILED! because the 360 should be the only system with them.

How was it fail?

Because this one above us believes that achivements on any other console are useless while on the 360 they are what holds the universe together. The reason listed as to why is "the 360 should be the only system with them." If achivements on the PS3 are meaningless, then they also are on the 360. achivements have no meaning whatsoever except for tracking your progress, which the game does anyway.