What if you had an evil clone?

[superdelux]

When I say evil I don't mean you opposite I mean Big,Bad,Kitten-Stomping Evil.
He(or She) will also want to kill you and steal you life.
He(or She) will not have sex with you.
He(or She) will NOT have sex with you.

It can be a good clone for you Escapist users lacking in the moral department.

 

[InterestingKiwi]

Sadly, I'd probably want to meet him. And than when I see how much better off than me he is, I'd let him kill me and take my life. (First I'd of course try to have sex with him though.)

 

[NinjaDeathSlap]

I would kill him because he is an obvious threat to me.

Then I would have sex with him.

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what?

 

[LobsterFeng]

Something like this would probably happen:


EDIT: Curse you youtube user, for disabling embedding.

 

[orangebandguy]

Well, I would have to stop him.

Who better to be an ultimate adversary than myself? It wouldn't be a duel of epic standards I shouldn't think, but justice will be served!

 

[electric_warrior]

We'd probably end up on a rooftop with my love interest unsure as to which one of us she should shoot after a long and deadly game of cat and mouse.

 

[derbt]

I would change my name, change my appearance and flee, like the brave lioness I am. She'd probably find me, but hopefully I'd be able to bond with her over a game of Boggle, or calm her down with a nice cup of tea.

 

[Valagetti]

What about Quiet Clone and Sexy Clone?
Screw it they can all go to the alligator pit.
"Look at my new couch!"

 

[Genericjim101]

I'm not the evil clone? This doesn't bode well.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Nuh-uh no way is he more evil than me. Let the battle begin..

Exactly what I was thinking.
Though I'd first try to see if I can make him useful...

 

[ultrachicken]

This would probably be a battle of stealth, since both of us would have a bone condition that makes actually fighting or even jogging at a brisk pace rather painful. Don't know who would win, but I would most certainly try to kill his ass.