What if you knew everything?

[Sougo]

How would I actually come to KNOW that I KNOW everything?

You don't know that yet. But when you do you'll do.

Well then tell you what, as soon as I 'realize' that I know everything, I'll commit suicide; cuz frankly theres nothing else to be done in this world.

 

[blarghblarghhhhh]

kill myself because there would be absolutely no reason to live if you already knew how it was all going to play out.

 

[Fantasylord]

Are you kidding me I would takeover all of creation and become invincible and immortal and rule everything for all eternity.

 

[That One Six]

I think I'd probably screw a lot of stuff up.

 

[CJ1145]

I knew you would make this thread, and that I would respond to it because I already know everything. MUAHAHAHAHHA *thunder crash*

I'd probably inject myself with the formula for immortality I'd made, and as a pre-calculated unexpected side effect gain superpowers. THEN I'D FIGHT CRIME

 

[Miumaru]

Seek happiness. Now that I would know what would and how to get it, then I simply would do so.

 

[CJ1145]

I knew you would make this thread, and that I would respond to it because I already know everything. MUAHAHAHAHHA *thunder crash*

I'd probably inject myself with the formula for immortality I'd made, and as a pre-calculated unexpected side effect gain superpowers. THEN I'D FIGHT CRIME

How can something be both "pre-calculated" and "unexpected?"

I knew you'd ask that question. And I knew the answer would be "shut up"

 

[WiwuX]

How would I actually come to KNOW that I KNOW everything?

You don't know that yet. But when you do you'll do.

You still wouldn't know then. How could you tell the difference between knowing everything and knowing a lot if you didn't know about the other things that you could know about?

 

[Rylot]

Be really bored but really great at parties.

 

[CJ1145]

Ah, but do you know what I'm thinking about right now?

Yes, and the answer is 42.

 

[skitzo van]

How would I actually come to KNOW that I KNOW everything?

You'd just know... maaan
OT:I'd probably say something about your mother, but you know, it'd be true

 

[Luftwaffles]

Dr Manhattan!

 

[Housebroken Lunatic]

You still wouldn't know then. How could you tell the difference between knowing everything and knowing a lot if you didn't know about the other things that you could know about?

I don't know.

(do note that im actually pulling some legs here)

 

[WiwuX]

I don't know.

(do note that im actually pulling some legs here)

I figured, I just wanted to see if I could phrase a coherent sentence with that much knowing, or lack thereof.

 

[Housebroken Lunatic]

As for myself, I'd probably devote my life ti trying out different emotions. For instance, I'd make sure to get laid a lot, and since I know everything, I'd know exactly how to get laid with any woman I want to get laid with. But I'd still enjoy it, since while I might KNOW what sex feels like, knowing isn't the same as actually FEELING it in real time, thus making it pleasurable, despite my all encompassing knowledge.

 

[Nautical Honors Society]

Since I knew everything, I would find a way to stop knowing everything.

I mean knowledge is great and all, but if I knew everything that means I would know all the thoughts and feelings of every living thing on the planet..and honestly that would get annoying.

 

[Housebroken Lunatic]

Since I knew everything, I would find a way to stop knowing everything.

I mean knowledge is great and all, but if I knew everything that means I would know all the thoughts and feelings of every living thing on the planet..and honestly that would get annoying.

Then again, if you knew everything, you should know of a way to actually make yourself appriceate your all encompassing knowledge and keep yourself from getting annoyed by it. Why not do that instead?

 

[Mcupobob]

Then I would know everything?

OT: Become the biggest smartass the world has ever since then shortly a week after knowing everything I prolly would have been mauled to death.