What if you suddenly changed sex?

[geldonyetich]

What to do if I suddenly turned into a woman?

I suppose I'd have to admit I'm more awesome than I thought.

 

[Corpse XxX]

I would fiddle with myself..

Also, everytime i got angry i could blame it on PMS and everyone would be cool with it..

 

[Spineyguy]

I had a feeling this thread would be popular when I first saw it.

From a *cough* purely scientific approach I'd probably become a lesbian, given that hormonal inbalances in my brain would probably lead me toward that side of the fence. *Yeah, they'll buy that*

Once my body finally balanced out, I'd probably just get on with my life. Only I'd do much better at school because even teachers at a boys grammar school say that they prefer teaching girls.

I'm boring I know, if it helps with the whole 'we're-all-desparatly-lonely-gamers-sitting-in-front-of-a-computer-because-we-haven't-gotten-laid-in-months' route this thread has been taking so far, I'd probably spend a few hours fondling my own breasts before starting this.

 

[MinionStarwind]

I'd end up arrested for fondling myself. Probably in public.

 

[blankedboy]

I'd use the search bar. It's unbelievable how many repeat threads there are now.

Anyway, I'd freak out, masturbate, have explaining to do... you know, what everyone else said. It's not a very unpredictable question.

EDIT: On second thought, I'd watch "It's a BOY-GIRL thing" for info

 

[Icehearted]

I know more girls that are bi or at least bi curious than straight, I always have, so the dating isn't an issue for me. Personally, I think the whole being shocked and horrified to find the Captain has gone missing would be difficult to overcome, and grief stricken, I would end up becoming a mushroom farming hermit until the day I die, huddled in the corner of my hermit cave, asking the only thing that would matter to me at that point... "why?"

That or totally become a trollop, probably shaking the goods at everything with a lens [and other such stereotypical "if you are a guy and you became a girl" sorts of ideas typically to be found in these kinds of threads].

 

[Shycte]

I would do what all woman do, complain about EVERYTHING!

OH SNAP.

jk

 

[DemonicVixen]

I'd be much happier being a girl then I would a guy.

My girlfriend on the other hand I can't imagine would be as optimistic.

erm... id probably take that then what i just done in class (just getting us sperarated to show maturity lol)... Then again, how would you like turning lesbian coz as long as you were still you, i guess i could live.

 

[The_Graff]

Oh, God, the amount of tween hormones from the thread nearly made me pass out.

Look, girls have vaginas. Get over it. It's no big deal.

and the tits, don't forget the tits.

 

[Dzas]

Knowing me, I probably wouldn't notice until I ate breakfast. then I'd probably lock my self in my room and panic. I would have no money to my name nor record of my exsistance. my girlfriend wouldn't believe I'm me. no one would know me.
After the panic attack, I'd try to figure out how to get my life back, or at least some claim to the old me.
without any evidence that I was ever who I was, I'd probably end up a hobo on the street

 

[orangebandguy]

The novelty would wear off after a while I guess. But it'd be fun all the same.

 

[laura3lizab3th]

Be a little pissed off at first of course. I like being a girl xD Even though i'm sure i'm a guy trapped in a girls body.
But I'd finally be able to see what its like to pee standing up

Don't think the boyfriend would be too pleased though.

 

[Daveman]

"Ouch"

Seriously, if I didn't have a penis I think I'd kill myself. Also there's too many hormones with women, I'd be a gibbering, evil wreck.

 

[Fortok]

I would freak out a couple of days and then just get used to it.

 

[WickedSkin]

Being a very sexy man I'd turn out a very sexy woman. Well I'd probably turn out lesbian since I'd be the same person but with a whole new sexy body (means that if I'd been gay I'd turn into a straight woman).

I'd be able to use make-up to become even hotter. This means a few dozen new opportunities to gather currency.

I'd still have my jobb
I'd scam some poor fellows
I'd be on playboy
I'd be on lesbian porn
I'd get free stuff here and there to I'd guess.

I'd be a very sexy, very rich mother fucking lesbian. Come to think of it; I'd be way better off if I was a woman. I curse the day I was born with balls the size of oranges (because I have HUUUUGE COJONES... a cookie if you get the reference).

EDIT
Oh and come to think of it. As a woman you will be menstruating and PMS-ing all over the place. I'd feel weird, have mood swings, be more aggressive, feel fat and gasy... basically I'd be a tad bit manlier for 5 days and complain a lot about it.

I'd be menstruating and PMS-ing like a madman because I'm a woman. Which will probably make it harder to gain currency for a while. Seeing as menstruating apparently is annoying and woman can't give birth to children properly I'd say evolution has failed miserably here.

So I'd become a scientist and research genetic engineering and fix the evolutionary failure.

I'd be a very rich, sexy scientist... and female.

Vain, greedy and just plain stupid... Yet creative, gotta hand it to ya there.

That's a woman for ya. *ba-dum-tish* Well accept the creative part.

I really should stop this now before someone takes offense. Thank you anyway!

 

[Fenolio]

I would eat a TON of chocolate. Damn females get all the good stuff