What if you were the last person on Earth?

[MordinSolus]

Set myself the task of wanking in every house in the country before i die.

Congrats on being the first one to post something about wanking.

Ironically couldnt help myself, decidedly lowered the tone of conversation but cant have everything. And lets face it though we may not admit it there wont be much else to do.

This is true.

 

[Nezaros]

Destroy everything I possibly can, then kill myself in a most spectacular fashion.

 

[franconbean]

Know that i would never fall in love. Cry Deeply.
Then go play some videogames...

kill myself in a most spectacular fashion.

That too, at some point

 

[William MacKay]

walk around naked, steal a bugatti veyron, drive it around really fast then fly a plane into afghanistan.
but question, will they all reappear? because if so, i would wank all over the white house, and leave a note, then plant explosives under every country in the world and put the control panel in a dirigible.
if not, i would kill my self (with the plane)

 

[robinkom]

Cross-dress into a raunchy mini-skirt with some zebra-print pumps and flag down the next UFO that flies over to get me outta here. Well, hey, if I'm about to go on a trip with aliens, I might as well fuck with their heads.

 

[NightHawk21]

Sorry to disappoint you buddy but if the animals and everyone suddenly disappears your dead within the year.

You'ld need at least animals to have a shot at survival.

If everything did disapper though hell, I finding myself a nice big city (maybe hit up New York) get a gun, find some tobbacco and hopefully find a computer while staying close to a mall with a grocery store.

Shit. Someone tell the vegetarians that they'll be dead within a year. And looting canned goods? What's that?!

Good idea. You go get on that, and on your way home maybe pick us a book or two on ecology.

Oh, the "read a book" argument, where you can pretend to have facts and people who agree with your stances without actually bringing any up. Fun.

Anyway, I thought you were talking about eating meat, not ecology. Don't think that I didn't ponder the ecological implications of this thread as well, and while it may be impossible for a single person to live without an ecosystem backing him or her up, I doubt it. Without dead animals, you don't need decomposers, without herbivores, you don't need carnivores, etc. Plants might have a little trouble spreading their seeds, but I don't think the planet would become unlivable within a year.

Maybe not within the year if you go from place to place eating canned foods but you'll problem get sick sooner or later from a huge lack of certain nutrients and an increase in preservatives in your system.

As for the read a back argument, it wasn't an argument. I actually meant read up on the subject. Once you start looking at various ecosystems you see intricate roles that animals and plants occupy that go far beyond eating one another. Also decomposers are animals for the most part and are still necessary to return nutrients back into the soil, from plants too (when a plant dies, decomposers process it so that its nutrients flow back into the soil and may be used by the next generation of organisms). So without decomposers plants will only continue to grow as long as they can off the nutrients in the ground.

 

[electric_warrior]

Load up my pockets with rocks and jump in the nearest deep river.

That would be the most ridiculous way to go.

Why wouldn't you just shoot yourself? All you have to do is go to the nearest hunting shop and find one of their nifty weapons?

OT: Find a shotgun or some sort of overkill weapon and then drive to all the known stoners houses and all my friends houses who smoke weed.

Proceed to make the largest bowl in the world. Hopefully I smoke enough until suicide seems like a legitimately fun thing to do.

I just watched an episode of the Simpsons where Ned told Rod and Todd that he would do that to them before letting them go live with their gay uncle. It stuck in my mind.

 

[CrazyGirl17]

I'd probably go crazy after a while. Until then, I'd probably do whatever I want...

 

[One Seven One]

walk around naked, steal a bugatti veyron, drive it around really fast then fly a plane into afghanistan.
but question, will they all reappear? because if so, i would wank all over the white house, and leave a note, then plant explosives under every country in the world and put the control panel in a dirigible.
if not, i would kill my self (with the plane)

Nah, it'd just be you on Earth for the rest of your life.
Ooo, explosives would be fun!

How did a guy that put 'Be Happy' get a warning but a guy that put 'Lock my Door' didn't? Crazyness.

I think I'd also be happy. Good riddance. Now I can tour the world, no traffic.

Eh, who knows why.
Seeing the world would be a lot of fun, I'd have to learn how to use a boat though.

 

[William MacKay]

walk around naked, steal a bugatti veyron, drive it around really fast then fly a plane into afghanistan.
but question, will they all reappear? because if so, i would wank all over the white house, and leave a note, then plant explosives under every country in the world and put the control panel in a dirigible.
if not, i would kill my self (with the plane)

Nah, it'd just be you on Earth for the rest of your life.
Ooo, explosives would be fun!

yeah, but the point of the Apoco-Blimp would be so that i can take over/destroy any country i wish, or be hired to do so. how can i be hired by nobody. plus, blowing shit up isnt fun if it doesnt affect anyone...

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I will not wear a stitch of clothing
steal a car
travel the world
go insane
live my life really badass (a badss that eats only plants)
Probably stop working out (who am i trying looking good for)
and after a couple weeks of fun... ugh probably end up shooting myself....
(im not good at science so i cant clone myself nor find some tricky way to get around ending humanity, so sorry. human will now be over)
Edit: and porn will be involved, LOTS AND LOTS OF PORN

I don't work out to look good for anyone, I work out to keep my body strong, and improve my longevity so I would probably continue that. It is virtually a fist fight to get me to miss a day.

 

[General_Potatoes]

Play minecraft just to figure out how to build and farm. Or just play some more games. Or something.