What if...

[Nmil-ek]

I want a refund.

 

[Tech Team FTW!]

I need sleep...
Is that you, God, chanelling Ursinewalrus?

 

[Kirosilence]

I would look up at the sky, probably dumbfounded for a moment. Before looking to the closest person to me, to determine if they saw it to, or some powerful narcotic had been dunked into my drink.

After another moment, I would ask him how to correctly pronounce "Xyxxy".

 

[Ursinewalrus]

Is that you, God, chanelling Ursinewalrus?[/quote]

God is not so much channeling me as i have his left pinkie in a ittle box here and is he wants it back i told him he must obey me.

 

[huntedannoyed]

Nice to have you.
Atheists would probably not see the head and claim that all those who did were just comming to their sences.
This thread has potential.

Little pinkey in a box? Just like Santa Clause! No presents for you!

 

[toapat]

i wouldnt believe him, as im nhilistic aetheist

Did you mean: nihilistic atheist? If so, this attests to my belief that people don't know much about their own religion, including how to spell it. Speaking of how to spell it, the reply thing has a spell checker built in.

no, thats me not caring

 

[PureChaos]

i'd yell 'God is here, look busy'

 

[sky14kemea]

If God exists, but tells Athiests they are right, does that mean Jesus really COULD microwave a burrito so hot even he couldn't eat it?

of course he can
he's Jesus...

XD

 

[Vexer_Zero]

The inherent irony in the statement would at the very least be appealing...I think I'd probably give the giant head a round of applause...

 

[Escapefromwhatever]

I'd wonder if someone slipped something into my drink.

 

[Mr.Banaynay]

have a quick laugh and go on with whatever i was doing before that happened.
im atheist but i dont really care about that kind of crap

 

[clicketycrack]

Well god does have a sence of humor. Just look at the nose. Thats an awful design flaw.

 

[Deef]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
MY BRAINS!!!!!!!!!!

 

[PirateKing]

See! Everyone is right! Now let's all share the world.

 

[Ganado_Headshot]

Well, we don't have to worry about that happening.