What If...?

[MysteriousStranger]

Welcome to the wonderfull world of "What If"

To play just answer the above persons "What If" query. You then post your own, and the person below you answers it, and so on, so ad infinitum. If you get Ninja'd then just edit your post. The only place to start is at the beginning to i will post the first.

What If.....Chuck Norris Punched your mom ???

 

[Zacharine]

She might just about feel the feeble punch, then call the cops and sue him for assault.

What if the night sky became empty of all lights, even stars and the moon?

 

[Tristan Sjet]

I'd blame davros. that bugger's attempted to do that kinda shit before.

What if I punched chuck norris?

 

[Stone Wera]

You'd probably get your ass kicked.
Also, he's not just an actor. He served in Vietnam and taught Tai Kwan Do or some crap like that.

What if Obama was a superhero?

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Then he would probably install a skylight in the Oval Office, to fly through when trouble arises.

What if the Sun turned green?

 

[Sweetlew]

Then that would indicate an incredible and sustainable mass of copper is now burning within the sun.

What if a small albino elephant glued you to its trunk?

 

[Chaos Incarnate]

I'd go damn this shit is good and keep smoking.

What if Polar Bears got super smart and could talk?

 

[Stone Wera]

If polar bears were super smart we'd all be fucked.

What if Mr. T was president? (a lot of mine have to do with president this, and that)

 

[The Tommunist]

i'd pity the fools who voted for him.

What is dogs could fly?

 

[Stone Wera]

Santa wouldn't need reindeer.

What if I was made of plastic?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I'd use you to hold my sandviches.

What if... You were kidnapped by me and I injecte you with poison before cutting your arm off and stabbing you in the heart?

 

[The Tommunist]

you'd be dead. and made of plastic.

what if i was made of toast?

 

[Nouw]

You wouldn't be here. You'd be on my plate!

What if this thread was locked

 

[The Tommunist]

it'd be locked.

what if i was locked?

 

[Stone Wera]

I'd protest it.

What if we actually started asking good what if questions again?

 

[The Tommunist]

the world would implode

what would happen if i dared to dance?

 

[Lavoscraft]

Then you would dance? What did you expect something chaotic?

What if everyone became the 'straight-man' in comic books.

 

[Stone Wera]

Then Batman wouldn't need Robin.
Wait, what exactly did you mean by that?

What if had the memory of a goldfish?

 

[The Tommunist]

you'd forget where you left your keys, get to work late as you forgot your keys, get fired. get kicked out of home when your forget you wifes name, and die a lonely death on the streets.

what if i was batman?