What If...?

[Lavoscraft]

Then it'd Get Ash from Evil Dead to shoot him.

What if chicken didn't taste like chicken?

 

[The Tommunist]

i'd freak.

what if chicken tasted like human?

 

[Chaos Incarnate]

Id turn to stone because your so ugly

What if you cut off your own nipple?

 

[Chaos Incarnate]

I'd stab your eyes out then my own, before lighting myself on fire and running naked spraying gasoline in a retirement home burning everything to the ground.

What if George Bush Jr. challenged you to an EXTREME MATCH of DDR where the loser has to sleep with Bill Clinton

 

[Chaos Incarnate]

Your life would be meaningless and you would be blinked out of existence

What if Mr. T fought Chuck Norris but they both were fighting with giant robots?

 

[Chaos Incarnate]

I suspect you will continue to ***** lol

What if Jesus was actually an alien from Uranus sent back in time and was tasked with creating Christianity to keep science down as to prevent humanity from entering the glorious space age and galaxy domination that would ensure if he didn't.

 

[AyrSuppli]

Jello would taste better.

What if my piss was dark blue?

 

[Chaos Incarnate]

I'd tell you that you had cancer

What if Conzela used the green cleaner?

 

[Stone Wera]

We'd all die from smoke inhalation.

What if Vin Diesel was a gnome?

 

[Ye Olde Hobo]

He would be the coolest gnome ever.

What if Cowboy Bebop was much longer?