What Inanimate Object Would You Bring To Life?

[Gunjack65]

Alright, say some magical being has, for whatever reason, allowed you to give life to any inanimate possession of yours. Assuming whatever you bring to life will have all the personality and memorys that you would expect of a inanimate object, What would you bring to life and why?

Me, suppose I would bring my old stuffed monkey to life. I have been overtly protective of it ever since I was young and I assume he will be keen to look after himself. He also can play video games with me though due to his primitive hands he wont be any good. I have had many memorys with him (most taking place circa 6 years ago mind) and methinks he would be a swell guy....well...THING to talk to.
How about you?

 

[interspark]

i would animate the corpse of douglass adams i have under my floor boards, wait, what?

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Your mum in bed Sorry.

I think my stuffed bear that's roughly the size of a 6 year old that I've had forever. Then I;d teach him to play the drums and form an awesome band.

 

[L3m0n_L1m3]

I would animate my bread, so it could make terrible puns.

"I loaf you dough much!"

 

[Twad]

My PC?

Just imagine the possibilities. Sentient computer. And yes, world domination count as awesome.

 

[Betancore]

Ever since my friend gave it to me, I've wanted to bring him to life. My plushie Charizard. I can imagine nothing more awesome. Especially if he magically became big enough to ride as well. We would have such marvellous adventures! Until the government shot him down and put him in a cage. D: Maybe he's better off as a toy.

 

[Booze Zombie]

Keanu Reeves!

*Ba-dum-pish!*

 

[Mr. Omega]

My college books. They can read themselves to me, leaving out all the unimportant stuff, giving me all the essential info I need to ace the tests!

 

[Serenegoose]

My computer. I'm convinced it's most of the way there already, however.

 

[Arqus_Zed]

Lil' Bear Brown.

Lil' Bear Brown failed to get his driver's license for the fifth time.

It makes him put on his 'woops'-face and shove his fist into his mouth.

It's quite funny...

I bet he'd be funny if he were alive - still stupid, but funny.

 

[LemonMelon]

A fern.
I would want him to be a cantankerous old man though. Constantly bitching at my guests and calling me "tootse".

Then I could say "Don't mind my fern. He's just an asshole."

.. Couldn't tell you why though.

 

[Skorpyo]

The SE/30 I have in the corner.

I'm certain that hilarious hijinks would, indeed, ensue.

*imagines it talking and acting like a crusty old man*

...teehee.

 

[Rasputin1]

I would spend years saving up all my money, and build a gigantic robot, equipted with lazers, death-rays, and all that sorta stuff. Then I'd bring it to life and see if it destroyed everything or not.

 

[laol1999]

im going to say a jesus statue, and a devil statue...
just to see what happens

 

[Claptrap]

My computer!

..Although i expect he would be a pretty big dick.

 

[Kuchinawa212]

My Space Marine models. Specifically Kharn. "raaaaawww Kill Maim Burn Kill Maim...Nooooo I tipped over, I can't get up heyyyy"

 

[Atmos Duality]

ZUUL!!

*Ahem*
Uh, any sweet dragon statues out there?

 

[CarpathianMuffin]

My antique wristwatch. Oh the stories it would tell.

 

[The Procrastinated End]

I would spend years saving up all my money, and build a gigantic robot, equipted with lazers, death-rays, and all that sorta stuff. Then I'd bring it to life and see if it destroyed everything or not.

Or you could go visit Japan.
And I'd go with my computer because maybe Skynet would let me live.