What Inanimate Object Would You Bring To Life?

[TheYellowCellPhone]

My lamp.

Sure, a being with access to electricity can possibly be bad, but think of the possibilities!

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

My laptop, so that I could talk to it and tell it to hack my online homework and whatnot.

I sure love hacking. And viruses. Especially ones involving laughing skulls. Of course, you always have to watch out for the cyber police and their pesky back-tracing.

I know everything about computers.

 

[Alon Shechter]

My Terry Pratchett book.
When the awesomest of all awesome is at my side, NOTHING CAN STOP ME!

 

[interspark]

I would animate my bread, so it could make terrible puns.

"I loaf you dough much!"

really that's the best you could come up with? what about when you have to bet up early in the morning and your alarm clock is so loud it..... wakes the BREAD!

 

[interspark]

A dead body.

Do I win?

sorry, i ninja'd you... with more humour

 

[interspark]

i just realised how funny it would be to animate this little brass statue ive got, its of an eagle, with a fish in its talons, with brass waves under the fish. it would be fun watching them frantically try to seperate themselves

 

[interspark]

My Terry Pratchett book.
When the awesomest of all awesome is at my side, NOTHING CAN STOP ME!

i think given the jist of the thread, you'd just get a book that can flap about the room like a magikarp

 

[Alon Shechter]

My Terry Pratchett book.
When the awesomest of all awesome is at my side, NOTHING CAN STOP ME!

i think given the jist of the thread, you'd just get a book that can flap about the room like a magikarp

Bleh.
Then I choose my Imp doll.

 

[RanD00M]

Spoiler: This little guy.

I have often dreamed and wished for him to be alive. How he would be the perfect pet.
But alas, this world is a cruel one.

 

[Dango]

My awesome starfish.

Or my shoes.

 

[Spacelord]

If I felt like being a total asshole: a colonostomy bag.

 

[Anarchemitis]

If I felt like being a total asshole: a colonostomy bag.

I am the better man;
Cell phones.

It would not take long until they started demanding rights and unions.

 

[Talshere]

I would animate a computer, something quite powerful. If its alive, then it can learn, even if it knows nothing to begin with. I would be able to form a personality as it learns and develop opinions. As such, I would have invented the first AI.

 

[Terminate421]

Probobly some kind of cool action figure, then we could play halo all day......

 

[linkzeldi]

One of my books, finally some intelligent conversation badum tssh.

 

[Twilight_guy]

My Crystal skull. We would have such wonderful conversations and do such a good Hamlet routine!

 

[Hollock]

a Wendy's triple baconator, so it can fufill it's dream of starting a ska band (really a ska-punk/J-ska fusion thing, ska is back baby!)

 

[Nostalgia Ripoff]

The Kirby plush I have sitting on my night stand. He could fly me to the moon.