What intro would you like 'UnSkippable' to wail on?

[Brennen]

personally I think there are a bucketload of over-dramatized FMV sequences that could use the UnSkippable' treatment.

For example; Freelancer, Riddick: Escape from Butcher's bay, Painkiller. To name a few

What games do YOU think deserve to be put through the 'UnSkippable' treatment?

 

[Lord Krunk]

The original Half-life, or the finale of Halo 3. Mind you, the latter would be fraught with spoilers.

However, I've got some good ideas of what they'd do for both.

 

[traceur_]

The intro cutscene form sonic unleashed.

 

[Steeveeo]

I think revisiting older games would be fun.

Like Freelancer, or even Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.

Other than that, I can't think of many (mainly because the games I play lack extreme intros).

 

[Vlane]

Well Yahtzee already did a bash on the Painkiller intro, can't remember where it is though...

It's in his The Witcher video.

 

[Palindromemordnilap_v1legacy]

Something long. I hear they might do a Metal Gear Solid one as a Christmas special or something

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

Dark Chronicle/Dark Cloud, they'd both be hilarious.

 

[faranor]

it would be sweet for an unskippable the movie that they wont only do intro's but all the cutsences. the most heavy would be MGS4 seeing there is more movie then gameplay for most

 

[Captain Pancake]

Some of the GTA cutscenes wail on for a long time...
maybe the vice city intro, or GTAIV.

 

[Seldon2639]

I'd suggest the opening from Persona 3. It's a good half-hour before you actually get to do something like "play the bloody game". It's well worth the wait, but it does take the piss out of you (especially on new game +) to have to spend that much time not playing the game.

More recently, I'd go with the opening from The Force Unleashed (after Vader's awesomeness, but before you actually do anything with the main character).

 

[EscapeGoat_v1legacy]

Maybe a Prince of Persia intro? Could be interesting, I guess, although not overly lengthy.

I'd like to see them take on the Kingdom Hearts II opener, since that's just all over the place, and I think it'd be interesting to see them try to keep up with it.

 

[VGFreak1225]

You've got to remember, this has to be a game that takes itself too seriously, when in reality it ends up being a bit silly, so I'm not sure Half-Life would work. Maybe, some of the cutscenes from the Subspace Emmisary in SSBB?

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

I really want to see them thrash Fallout 3's opening, including your baby scenes. They've used bits gameplay as cutscenes before, as in The Darkness.

 

[Archereus]

Maybe they should bash on a a Dynasty Warriors or Samurai Warrior game, the intros for those series are full of things they can bash on so i think it would make for an awesome unskipable episode.

 

[xitel]

I think either Half-Life 2's opening or the opening to Fallout 3 would work. Especially Fallout 3. Bethesda decided to hire Ron Perlman for just that tiny bit, and now we get to hear Paul and Graham talk over him instead!

 

[iron codpiece]

Fallout 3 would be really funny

 

[Skeleon]

Freelancer

So true.
And it really is unskippable as far as I know.

EDIT: Oh wait. The video was quite enjoyable. But the scripted sequence right after starting is really painful.

 

[Yokai]

I'd have to go with Freelancer. It's got a long, dramatic intro with a grim-sounding narrator having no idea how cheesy his narration is. It'd be perfect for the series.