What inventions would you hope to exist in your old age

[heyheysg]

I'm already 25, but I've seen a bunch of old men hobbling around with their walking sticks today. Taking an extremely long time to walk. While there are certain extremes, Hugh Hefner vs Hobo, certain affordable inventions could help YOU in a few decades.

Of course saying eternal youth potion is kinda moot, because you'd be preserved in your wrinkly self. So something useful like cybernetic enhancements would be useful.

1) Something for the knees, assist with walking etc
2) Overall cybernetic enhancements, eyes, lungs, hearing, heart. (already exists in certain forms)
3) Hovering Segways
4) Fembots
5) MMOs in TIR (Total Immersive Realities)

 

[Blackadder51]

Hovercars, would be fucking BRILLIANCE

 

[Skeletor 0]

wireless blowjob dispenser

 

[walls of cetepedes]

4) Fembots

Something similar to this.

And you raise a good point about cybernetic limbs to help people walk.
However, these are likely to be terribly expensive, so only the well off get them, rather than the people truely in need.

 

[Legion]

A Painless Suicide Machine.

Not that I intend to grow old.

 

[Silver Scribbler]

Teleportation (that actually works on things larger than protons), fuck yer conventional travel.

 

[Da pyro man 999]

Something that makes me as agile and strong as my youth

 

[Da pyro man 999]

Ever wondered what special zombie type you would create if you worked in valve, well look up my forum called left 4 dead 2 in off topic

 

[Aunel]

when I am old, I want a safe place for all people, and no racism or hate.

not that it will ever, ever, ever happen, both me being old or the world being a safe place.
would be awesome though, but I wouldn't have anything to shake my walking stick at.

 

[I am Jack's smirking revenge]

1) Humanoid Cylons.
2) Caprica Six
(Hey, Battlestar galactica was freaking awesome...It was so awesome I'm willing to look like a geeky fanboy.

 

[mihajelko]

Would like to see them time machine thingys ... probably.
Then I could go back in time to visit my younger self and slap him twice for being so retarded.

 

[murlo360]

sex android
robot body guard
transformer buddy
virtual game were you control the player with your body
a device implanted in babys so when they dont cry only a beeper goes foo
a device implanted in women to prevent bitching and periods
a cure for breast cancer and aids
customizable baby
android wife (also made for sex)

 

[Eleuthera]

Something that makes me as agile and strong as my youth

That would be quite useless for me... I've never been agile or strong..

I'm gonna join the cybernetics bandwagon and immersive VR. Suicide machine would also be a good idea.

 

[epiconionz]

A new gaming experience - The Sex Box. Also, a machine that no one else owned that would create a hand in front of any ones face, no matter where they are, and slap them silly.

 

[Sethzard]

Mass scale teleportation (dosen't need to be true teleportation just fast movement across the planet)
Fully immersive true virtual reality

 

[Gaderael]

Something that reverses the effects of aging at the cellular level, but doesn't mess with your memories.
Perhaps and metaphysical time machine that allows you to travel back into previous states of your life.
A physical time machine, duh.
A frag system, like Unreal Tournament, that allows you to experience video games without really dying when you get blown to smithereens.
An ability to record your dreams and play them back when you wake up. This would be particularly useful for creative types and those looking to diagnose mental conditions.
The pencil that never needs sharpening but is still made of some sort of graphite and never runs out. I just think it'd be nifty.

 

[CorvinBlack]

cold fusion, anti-gravity engines, cure for cancer, stainless clothing( like really stainless forever),and the free assault laser gun dispenser

 

[Kollega]

Holodeck - esque VR. I'd like to visit Ratchet and Clank.

Discovered friendly aliens - would never hurt to have an alien buddy.

FTL/hyperspace travel. And comms. And space colonisation.

Hovercars/hoverboards/hover backpacks.

Anti - evil serum. Imagine how better world would be without constant lies,hate,and cynicism.

And,just to follow everyone else,Deus Sex Machina (a godlike sex machine).

 

[AnbuVergil]

Smaller dildos.....the ones nowadays just hype shit up