What is a bread emergency ?

[Mimssy]

A bread emergency is what ducks face when there are no people in the park. Your friend should've told the restaurant owner "It's OK, it is for a duck."

We would hate The Great Duck Famine of '10. Poor little ducks standing in line waiting for old crust to be thrown their way.

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

Too many magical frogs riding robot unicorns from outer space. That is a bread emergency.

 

[Thedayrecker]

You always want to avoid a bread emergency. This way you can focus of a meat emergency as you eat your wish sandwich.

Also:

I am allergic to yeast so bread would cause me to go to the emergency room. i guess you could call that a bread emergency.

This made me laugh my ass off. I find your ailments amusing.

 

[sean877]

So I want to know, what do you think a bread emergency looks like?

Goose gangsters have broken into your home! What do you do? Break out the BREAD EMERGENCY KIT! Throw chunks of bread at them, grab your machete/gun/club, and enjoy your new goose-down pillows.

 

[ThatTallGuy]

Haven't you ever just wanted a piece of bread? I know I do sometimes, and I don't ever have bread nearby. Maybe I should carry some around for bread emergencies.

 

[Mcupobob]

A bread emergency is what ducks face when there are no people in the park. Your friend should've told the restaurant owner "It's OK, it is for a duck."

That only works in subway though. Also thank you for the laugh!

OT: Uh bread emergancy, hmmm. Well lets say you crash on a deserted island and you're just not ready to start cannibalizing your friends yet. So you got some stale bread for the time being.

 

[SimuLord]

You always want to avoid a bread emergency. This way you can focus of a meat emergency as you eat your wish sandwich.

A wish sandwich is the kind of a sandwich where you have two pieces of bread and you wish you had some meat.

RUBBER BISCUIT?

 

[Choppaduel]

like if you were being chased by a flock of killer ducks and needed a distraction. I never leave home without a spare loaf or two for this reason