What Is A Man?

[Benjeezy]

Alright, my fellow Escapists.

By your own definition:

What Is A Man? (bonus points if you name the reference)

Thank you for your posts and time, they are greatly appreciated.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

MAN COOKING! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!


A man has a penis. That is all.

 

[JEBWrench]

What makes a man?
Is it the power in his hands?
Is it his quest for glory?
Give it all you've got,
to fight to the top
So we can know your story

 

[Dublin Solo]

Aside from something writtenby Martin Luther King, you mean?

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

A Man?
Well, it would be a biological construct. A Human male.
Well, a Human male that has reached the age of maturity. well, maturity of body.

 

[GundamSentinel]

Ha ha haa! Dangly parts!

Well, that basically...

 

[Calgetorix]

The Y-chromosome is what makes a man a man.

 

[Jeronus]

A creature pushed forward by an innate desire to conquer and understand (in that order) everything he sees.

 

[Soridan]

A p-p-pathetic creature of meat and bone.

 

[faceless chick]

what is a man?
a dirty pile of secrets!

..
hmm i forgot the quote, oh well, you knwo where it's from

 

[Benjeezy]

what is a man?
a dirty pile of secrets!

..
hmm i forgot the quote, oh well, you knwo where it's from

It's Castlevania hooray you knew!

But is that your only answer?

 

[Lord Beautiful]

what is a man?
a dirty pile of secrets!

..
hmm i forgot the quote, oh well, you knwo where it's from

It's "a miserable pile of secrets," thank you.

 

[loremazd]

A miserable pile of secrets!

But enough, have at you!

 

[Benjeezy]

To reiterate, this is not just a "gimme the game quote I want" thread, I would also like to hear how you'd actually answer that famous question

 

[Jedoro]

"A man chooses, a slave obeys."

 

[Latinidiot]

A man builds, A parasite asks: where's my share?
A man creates, A parasite asks: What will the neighbours think
A man invents A parasite says: careful, we might tread on the toes of God.

a man chooses, a slave obeys.
A MAN CHOOSES, A SLAVE OBEYS!

FUCK, semi ninja'd

I'll get you next time!

 

[AnarchistAbe]

A real man is a human, with a penis, that loves women. That's pretty much all it takes.

 

[Latinidiot]

A real man is a human, with a penis, that loves women. That's pretty much all it takes.

tut tut, let's not forget the man loving part!
what?
It's widely accepted.

 

[mr man]

A p-p-pathetic creature of meat and bone.

what are you, a penguin?

 

[faceless chick]

what is a man?
a dirty pile of secrets!

..
hmm i forgot the quote, oh well, you knwo where it's from

It's Castlevania hooray you knew!

But is that your only answer?

well that's the 1st thing that came to mind.

to zen: thanks, i forgot some of it -_-