What is found under your bed

[Johnny Novgorod]

ZALGO. Zalgo is under my bed.

 

[Genericjim101]

This fucker is under my bed >_>

 

[Jenvas1306]

people... there are people living under my bed...
well they live under my whole appartment as its above theirs...

 

[Jenvas1306]

This fucker is under my bed >_>

dat avatar with that post => lol
and that would scare the shit out of me. damn creepy clockwork aristocrats

 

[an annoyed writer]

Guns, a portal to Hell, a box of old DVDs, some old clothing, another bed, a box or two of some old Star Wars figures, The Device, controls for an Earth-destroying super-laser, and probably some dust.

In other words, the usual.

 

[kailus13]

I don't actually know. I should probably check sometime. Probably books.

 

[thejackyl]

A fire escape ladder, a guitar box, my old college books, an old lectern filled with construction/doodle paper and supplies, and my collection of Gameboy/GBA/DS games. Oh, and I also have some various gaming related stuff down there as well. I have my spare controllers, and all my cables down there too.

And yes, I have a collapsible ladder under my bed. I'm sorry but in case of a fire that I can't get downstairs from, I think I would rather knock the screen off my window and just fall a story and a half, rather than fight with the ladder and the fire.

 

[Sassafrass]

My pet gimp.
I call him Frankie.

But if we must be serious, dust and about 7 pairs of socks. And my pet gimp.

 

[00slash00]

dead hookers. so many dead hookers. i have a problem

 

[Gormech]

And ... start the list:
Bible 1
Shotgun 1
Shotgun Slugs 20
Buckshot 30
Glock 1
9mm rounds 20
Backpack 1
10in knife with saw part near the hilt 1
Blue jeans 4
Shirts 4
Glowsticks 10
Boxers 20
Socks 40
Jug of quarters ???
Water bottles 30
Bow 1
Arrows 20

I have one of those beds with the huge drawers under it. Last drawer just has a bunch of games and electronic stuff.

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

Spoiler: At the moment Tiny Kittens. Tiny Tiny Kittens. 3 Tortoiseshell and 1 black one.

Sorry about the quality took it on my 3DS xD

They are on a blankie in a plastic slidey box I usually keep my clothes in. Their mum can fit too.

 

[Mcupobob]

Broken headphones. Boxes and paycheck stubs and random papers.

Fun Topic.

 

[sky14kemea]

I used it to block out the streetlight shining directly in my face. I like keeping my blinds open, so I just have a couple books at the bottom of the window blocking the street light, since other than the street light it's just fields outside my window and nothing else to bother me.

Holy crap, that's a really good idea! I get the same problem (though my blinds are closed).

OT: I found a candy bar under there once.. but otherwise just a ton of dustbunnies.

Oh, and the secret family of mice that pay me rent in cheese. I really love cheese.

 

[MetaKnight670]

Found under my bed are dust Rhinos.
Not dust bunnies, no. That would imply that they were adorable and wouldn't put up a fight if I tried to clean.
Rhinos however, do.

 

[Goofguy]

A hatchet and a whole bunch of spare clothes I rarely wear. And damn, it gets really dusty under there really fast.

 

[EHKOS]

Nothing, I keep the boxsprings on the floor. Although the mattress slides off every few nights because I toss and turn a lot.

 

[likalaruku]

A box full of really old art. I keep it to remind myself of how much I've improved. For some reason, I used to have a thing for praying mantis arms.

 

[HoneyVision]

Nothing. Under my bed there is absolutely nothing. I'm a very clean person.

 

[Angie7F]

I have a desk. I sleep on a bunk bed with a desk on the first bunk instead of another bed.
So I have my printer and computer etc there.

 

[Not Matt]

Lots of dustbunnies
A Pacman stressball
More dust
An old FHM
Dust again
a pondus comic book
Filthy dust
Lego pieces
Dusty things
And a few coins


Those are the treasures below me as I sleep