What is heaven like

[phantasmalWordsmith]

I imagine heaven is the place we feel most comfortable or wherever we want to be. I imagine there will be this warm feeling of everything just being right and content. And I imagine one single games console that will destroy the console wars forever and will combine the best of everything. Or something like that, I dunno

 

[Lemjir]

Most likely just like hell, only whiter.

 

[Canid117]

I dunno. No Captchas?

 

[Robert Drapp]

I'm a Pastafarian, so when I go to heaven I'll be greeted by a beer volcano and a stripper factory.

...and I'm thinkin' that is pretty much it.

 

[Lexodus]

In all likeliness, boring. What happens when you've done everything you want to do and you have the rest of eternity to fill? What happens if Einstein starts getting dull, or Kurt Cobain turns out to be an asshole? Can you sin in heaven? If you're still able to, what constitutes a sin anyway? And can you lose a place in heaven once you're there? What happens if you punch out God?

 

[Lexodus]

carnal desires are sinful so no sex. Gods light keeps it super safe so it's planet nerf with no risk.

- No sin in heaven, no marriage in heaven. This means you can shag who you want how you want.
- It isn't safe if you read Milton! Imagine being an unkillable soldier in the army of god blowing the shit out of fallen angels!

I think heaven would be pretty cool... shagging and killing, all day long.

...isn't that valhalla?

Yup, when the Norse made up heaven they came up with a better idea than the Christians! Norse Heaven for the win (and it has all the best beer too)! And way better than some of the other religions. 72 virgins? come on, and people fall for it.

I'll see you guys there, I'll be the dude arm-wrestling Thor.

 

[Lexodus]

http://www.galactanet.com/oneoff/theegg.html

I found this a long time ago... I believe in the whole reincarnation cycle. This just makes sense as to WHY it would be that way, assuming there is some mythical invisible man pulling the strings of life.

Read that before, loved it. Thanks for finding it for me

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

Carbon on fire in a bottle, floating in the ocean, simulated atop a table, floating in a sky, with reversed gravity, in a bottle, being held by me, as I'm drinking it, eternally.

Heaven.

...What?