What is Hell?
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Walmart. Hell is Walmart (and retail in general), particularly during the holidays and tax-free weekends and back-to-school sales.
Hell is waking up 2mins before your alarm is set to go off. You know its happening. You know there's not enough time to drift back to sleep. You know when you get up, it'll be cold and not soft and not warm. You know you don't want to get up. And its only seconds away.
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My personal hell would be working my a takeaway similar to my parent or just any in general. It is steaming hot, the customers are angry cos I am not getting their orders/ meals right and the staff around me are shouting at me for not doing my task right. So yeah I don't liked working in a takeaway shop.
Another one is having the ulcer on the end of my lip (I forgot what's the proper name for it). I literally couldn't open wide my mouth without being in pain meaning my selection of food to eat was limited.
Another one is having the ulcer on the end of my lip (I forgot what's the proper name for it). I literally couldn't open wide my mouth without being in pain meaning my selection of food to eat was limited.
Hell is a concept made up by some bishop in the ancient world who wanted to control the masses and use it to threaten people into what he deemed as "societal normalcy" by holding the threat of infinite years of torment over their heads if they didn't follow his specific interpretation of his specific creed of magic space voodoo, and it caught on.
...Wazzat? This isn't a question on the actual nature of hell, but rather what our personal hell would be like if it was real? My bad!
Hell is having Gastro or food poisoning every day for all time (seriously, one day of gastro last year fucked me up so bad I thought I was gonna die).
Hell is being forced to relive high school as the outcast-loser-ADD-Mildly Asexual-wuss, and everyone else is either a jackass jock, a sociopath whose uncle is the VP of discipline (and thus he gets away with everything), and they're all testosterone-happy-gorrilas who mistakenly thing you're a "sissygayfagbitch" and throw you into garbage cans, ostracize you in every manner possible, and deliberately try to hurt you in gym class and then go "Oh, I didn't know basketball was a non-contact sport, herp derp, besides I think Aegix threw himself on the ground on his own because he wants me in trouble because he's a teacherspetlosertattletaler!"
Hell is being stuck doing shitty complex math courses you don't need in University and then finding out that somehow they don't count or you're otherwise forced to repeat them, and other courses you hate, ad nauseum again and again and again and you wonder if you will EVER fucking get out.
Hell is seeing Trump shove aside the notion of consent in public, and then turning around and seeing everyone in the room with you agreeing with him. (Have not experienced this, although I'm seeing rape apologists and excusers pop up everywhere online in the last 3 months and I'm getting really sick and tired of it)
Hell is your computer constantly going "there is a problem!" and not giving you any details and you're desperately trying to make it work so you can turn in an assignment and you realize your last backup was months ago.
...Wazzat? This isn't a question on the actual nature of hell, but rather what our personal hell would be like if it was real? My bad!
Hell is having Gastro or food poisoning every day for all time (seriously, one day of gastro last year fucked me up so bad I thought I was gonna die).
Hell is being forced to relive high school as the outcast-loser-ADD-Mildly Asexual-wuss, and everyone else is either a jackass jock, a sociopath whose uncle is the VP of discipline (and thus he gets away with everything), and they're all testosterone-happy-gorrilas who mistakenly thing you're a "sissygayfagbitch" and throw you into garbage cans, ostracize you in every manner possible, and deliberately try to hurt you in gym class and then go "Oh, I didn't know basketball was a non-contact sport, herp derp, besides I think Aegix threw himself on the ground on his own because he wants me in trouble because he's a teacherspetlosertattletaler!"
Hell is being stuck doing shitty complex math courses you don't need in University and then finding out that somehow they don't count or you're otherwise forced to repeat them, and other courses you hate, ad nauseum again and again and again and you wonder if you will EVER fucking get out.
Hell is seeing Trump shove aside the notion of consent in public, and then turning around and seeing everyone in the room with you agreeing with him. (Have not experienced this, although I'm seeing rape apologists and excusers pop up everywhere online in the last 3 months and I'm getting really sick and tired of it)
Hell is your computer constantly going "there is a problem!" and not giving you any details and you're desperately trying to make it work so you can turn in an assignment and you realize your last backup was months ago.
For me, when all of my digestion fluids flooded down my digestive track and I spend a few days in complete agony. After recovering the doctors proceeded to shove a tube up my bottom to see what went wrong.
Hell is other people.
(Seriously. Glad I'm not in retail anymore. Now if only I could get a job that involved being locked in a vault with zero human contact....)
(Seriously. Glad I'm not in retail anymore. Now if only I could get a job that involved being locked in a vault with zero human contact....)
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I have my own lil theory on hell, I think some guy went up to a volcano or something and looked down and saw all this bubbling hot magma/lava and that is where the concept came from. Who wants to be in there? Nobody, so bad people should go there as a punishment etc.
Probably wrong, probably came from Dante Alighieri and his comedy ... which I have to say wasn't very funny (bad joke, I know).
Probably wrong, probably came from Dante Alighieri and his comedy ... which I have to say wasn't very funny (bad joke, I know).
Being forced to argue with fanboys about a mutually liked piece of media. Retail is a close second.
Having to flee your home because there is no telling when the trucks of jackbooted thugs/soldiers will come to your town next, to cart off people who never come back for 'relocation' or 'questioning'.
Atlanta traffic. Seriously, it consistently ranks in the Top 10 US cities with the worst traffic every year. There have been times it took me 30 minutes to go a few miles. And I swear it's getting worse. When you're as patient as me (read: not at all) that is Hell.
And navigating Atlanta is a close second.
"It's on Peachtree Street."
"Which one? There's 14!"
And navigating Atlanta is a close second.
"It's on Peachtree Street."
"Which one? There's 14!"