Texas America Murphy said:
Final Neon Genesis update:
Oh man. Shinji just got his ass whooped. Is he going to get up and save the day? Is Neo-Tokyo going to be destroyed? Will this tension be resolved?
The answer to all these questions is apparently in order, no, no and no.
Shinji wakes up in a bed. The city is not destroyed. The giant monster has vanished, and the blue haired ditz is being intentionally vague.
Am I going to find out what happened?
I guess not because the credits just rolled.
So all in all we can sum Neon Genesis Evangelion episode 1 by saying that:
-It introduced us with a whiny protaganist
-The only interesting character had maybe a minute of screen time
-Nobody did anything of value
-No tension was resolved.
Awesome. Great pilot episode guys. Y'all really make me want to watch more.
I'm going to keep going at this though. I'm not going to stop until I find an anime that I like.
Girlfriend is holding up two DVDs. Deathnote and Cowboy Beebop. Which one should I pick?
I think the problem you have is that you're trying to judge the entire show on the basis of one episode.
Am I going to find out what happened?
I guess not because the credits just rolled.
Of course you're going to find out what happened. They explain that in the next episode.
It seems you're not accustomed to anime's way of telling stories; and this might be part of why you have trouble enjoying it. You won't get any interesting look into the main-character's psychology(what the show is about) until a good few episodes into the series.
-The only interesting character had maybe a minute of screen time
-Nobody did anything of value
-No tension was resolved.
NGE isn't very fast paced. If you don't like the tension not getting resolved at the end of each episode, it's probably not for you. They don't really do anything of value for the next six episodes.
I saw someone in this thread saying that the father got a lot of screentime through the show. Well, he doesn't for the first six episodes; so clearly some development happens that brings the father more into the spotlight.
I, personally, have only watched five or six episodes of NGE, and I could not get myself to enjoy it. It may very well not be for you. It's not the kind of anime that hooks you and makes you want to watch on (For the first few episodes at least).
I haven't read the entire thread, so I don't know if you've tried out Death note or Cowboy bebop, but Death note is a good exciting/entertaining series, i.e. it's the kind of series where you want to know what happenes next. You might be a bit older than the target demographic though.
I haven't watched Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, but from what I hear, it's pretty much a parody of anime conventions; so you won't be able to enjoy it if you're not experienced with anime.
Naruto, that you said you watched, is intended for boys aged 12-13. Basically, it's one step up from Pokémon. It's not very surprising that you did not enjoy it.
As for Code Geass, it seems like you watched only one episode. In the middle of the series even. As others have pointed out; anime can be very canonical in its presentation, and in the case of Code Geass, you need to watch it from the very beginning. Code Geass is not necessarily the kind of anime that hooks you from the start either. It sort of require that you involve yourself for a bit, and accept that presenting the setting can be sort of mundane; but once you get into it, it's rather good.
The reason I like anime, is that it has presented me with the deepest, most exciting, and most touching stories I have seen in any medium or genre.
Clannad (a great anime, but only for the experienced watcher), is the only story, presented in any form, that has made me shed a tear. And believe me, I do not cry easily. I was fighting it all the way too.
The problem, once again, is that you seem to be determined to only sample a single episode from each series, and try to judge the genre/medium on that ground. That simply won't do. Before you make an official statement on the quality of anime; please watch at least one series to its very end.
Of course, there is a lot of shit within anime as well; just like with all other mediums/genres. The trick is avoiding all the bad stuff.
Please reply with any questions you may have, so I can explain my view on anime in more detail. I would really like to explain why I enjoy it, and how or what you should watch to maybe be able to enjoy it too.
Also: What that girl said to you was either "Kawaii desu" or "Kowai desu" which means either "that's/it's cute" or "that's/it's scary".