What is the absolute worst idea you can think of?

[NerfedFalcon]

Say ZUN gave up on Touhou and sold the rights to someone. Say Team Ninja picked them up and immediately started work on a new game.

...Yeah.

 

[blankedboy]

A monkey fapping with a frog.

OH WAIT.

 

[kuyo]

Who said Rocket Power didn't have children's card games on motorcycles? Wait, it didn't because that would be stupid, almost as stupid as having a school dedicated to teaching kids how to play children's card games that somehow still has stupid red shirted students too dumb to play said card game.

btw, while I enjoy a grudge match now and then, Redeyes, but I have many important things in the morning, so g'night.

Well remember, in that universe everything is settle with a child's card game. How much sense do you think is actually occurring in an entire episode?

I'm making a reference when I say children's card game. also, you can't play duel monsters with one child, so child's card game makes no sense.

season zero was the only one that wasn't stupid, but the spinoffs were so stupid, I kind of assumed the one brain working on the original split in two and given to each of the spinoffs.

 

[Vault101]

A dark and gritty reboot of banjo Kazooie

Kazooie has developed a "honeycomb" habit, she has resorted to stealing jiggies and notes to feed it, Banjo tries to suport her best he can untill she pawns off his favorite pair of yellow shorts, thats the last straw ,Banjo throws her out

homeless and destitute Kazooie has to survive in the outside world, going and collecting more items to get by, Banjo then feels guilty and goes off to find her

apon her adventures Kazooie discovers Tootie who has sold herself into prostitution, and is in an even worse downward spiral due to her addiction to "honeycomb" she explains to kazooie that she did not want to return to Banjo due to his dark secret......he killed Kazooies parents when she was just an egg

then Tootie is shot dead by Grunty who is now a "honeycomb" dealer and gangster

Banjo manages to find kazooie who is heartbroken at her discovery and refuses to have anything to do with him....but they must put their differences aside to take down grunty and avenge tooty

you know I would acctualy play that

 

[The Youth Counselor]

Okay, so we've all had our share of bad ideas, some of them created in jest, some of them created with the intent of carrying them out. What is the worst of these bad ideas and where did it come from?
The worst idea I've ever had was to watch the film Suspiria while on LSD, which came about while my friends and I were in the midst of an all-night horror movie marathon. Needless to say, the idea was met with much laughter, and then quickly dismissed.

I did that except it was some really potent B-52 weed and the movie Waking Life.

The worst idea I ever came up with and did was playing a drinking game with Batman and Robin.

Three of my friends and I almost died and made the Darwin awards from that. And we took precautionary risks!

 

[Brawndo]

Modern Warfare 3: No campaign, return of quick-scoping, 100 additional guns that are functionally identical, no ability to mute other players, and a 50 kill streak that allows the player to permanently reset the account of any other player on the server.

It would be hell.

 

[Nouw]

Going on the scary thread.
At night.
Alone.

I won't do it for as long as I'm sane.

 

[Kreett]

Going sky-diving with a homemade parachute

 

[LoFr3Eq]

Re-Electing George W. Bush.

 

[iLikeHippos]

Turning off the jet-engines on a plane to save gas and energy when on enough height, and than turn them on at the last second.

Or playing the custom stories on Amnesia. Such a very, very bad idea... You'll most likely have a heart attack!

I can also think of one other; making a movie star govern a state. Oh wait, dot dot dot...

 

[bl4ckh4wk64]

Re-Electing George W. Bush.

You know how much self-control I had to muster not to mention Obama? Don't bring politics into this, there's a section specifically for that.

OT: Buying Commandoes 2: Men of Courage. Worst game ever, no way in hell it deserves an 87. No tutorial, commands are bound to the most retarded keys and you're not allowed to remap. etc, etc, etc.

 

[sycoesis]

a gun that shoots live spiders

or perhaps an invisible bikini

 

[sycoesis]

Going on the scary thread.
At night.
Alone.

I won't do it for as long as I'm sane.

why do i think you went to that thread right after you posted that.... why do i think im going to that thread right after posting this

 

[Nouw]

Going on the scary thread.
At night.
Alone.

I won't do it for as long as I'm sane.

why do i think you went to that thread right after you posted that.... why do i think im going to that thread right after posting this

Man I'm not insane, I'm never going there again.

 

[Hoiguyyami]

Bacon as legal tender.

 

[Chimpzy_v1legacy]

George Lucas decides to direct a new Star Wars movie. The premise can be summed up into 'Jar Jar Binks meets the Ewoks'.

Feel free to throw up all your interal organs in advance.