What is the Best Gamertag you have ever seen?

[luckycharms8282]

stupid bus

 

[Silk_Sk]

"Shaving Ryan's Privates" ftw.

"Tron Javolta" is somewhere up there too.

 

[nicholaxxx]

chew on my stem... not really the BEST name, but the memory is the greatest

Basically, he joins the room, some guy who was hihg (he actually told us...whatever) started going off on how it was the greatest name every and how hero he was yadda yadda....... it was funny at the time... you had to be there

 

[Skuffyshootster]

Eggs McGee

 

[teknoarcanist]

I always thought it would be fun to see a gamertag called 'Your Own Father'

ie: You were killed by Your Own Father! / You assassinated Your Own Father! / You betrayed Your Own FAther!

etc.

 

[Flishiz]

Crunchy Pockets
bLASTresort

 

[literallyanythingelse]

On TF2 I saw a guy called "Sparkles the Farting Dinosaur". That cracked me up. Another good one was "Turtlehumper".

 

[ahiddenfigure]

At uni, I found a guy in the student database whose name is "Fai King Poon".

I've never met him, but I wonder if he's a gamer?

 

[Connosaurus Rex]

P_u_s_s_y Liquor I didn't get it at first but then I said it out loud and laughed for a good minute

 

[bcponpcp27]

A drunken cop. Whenever he killed someone, YOU GOT KILLED BY A DRUNKEN COP! It was so funny.

 

[azncutthroat]

I find this highly appropriate...

 

[internetzealot1]

The Baird Bus...Man, these guys are gonna get alot of friend requests and be like "WTF?"

 

[Daedalus1942]

After reading the thread on hear about a guys whose Gamertag is "Jesus Dies LOL" I wanted to know what the best Gamertag the escapists had ever seen on 360, PC, or PS3.

Mine was at my friends house and the guys name is "Flashbanged Your Mom" on PS3 my friend sent him a friend request.

The best tag I've ever seen was on psn playing Resident Evil 5, and it was something like "allniggasmustdie". I laughed at how pathetically racist he was, and left the game immediately.

 

[Daedalus1942]

Top of Red Team in TF2 John F. Kennedy.
Top of Blu Team in TF2 Lee Harvey Oswald, and he was a sniper.

i couldnt stop laughing

would have been funnier if he'd actually killed the guy with the JFK tag, in one headshot.

 

[DiggingForFire]

My cousin, before he left for Iraq, was known as Tittysprinkles. "Because nothing improves titties like sprinkles."

Also, "You were beat down by rockhardoldmannipples."

 

[CancerDog]

On all FPS' I always try to incorporate something sexual.
A Penis works well for games that run off source. A Penis is dominating you.
One game there was a guy in a clan named , and his name was Sperm. Sperm
I think i've seen HOLY SHIT A TALKING BARTENDER too, but that's from one of those a horse walks into a bar jokes.

 

[Unsilenced]

My XBL is "TheUnknownNoob" which I always thought was clever... some better ones I've seen though:

"Tech Support"
"Kenny you bastard!" (In C.O.D 4, such that if you shot him, it would read "YOU KILLED KENNY YOU BASTARD!")
"TEAMMATE bob" (In C.O.D 4, such that if you killed him, it would display as if you had teamkilled.)
"MY MASSIVE ERECTION" ... yeah... that one was fun.
"Kanye West" I'm real happy for you, and imma let you finish...
"a puppy with cancer" ... You killed a puppy with cancer... you sick ****er...

 

[DanDeFool]

I've always been fond of PattonPending.

 

[DanDeFool]

Top of Red Team in TF2 John F. Kennedy.
Top of Blu Team in TF2 Lee Harvey Oswald, and he was a sniper.

i couldnt stop laughing

would have been funnier if he'd actually killed the guy with the JFK tag, in one headshot.

Didn't it take three shots to down JFK?