What is the best noise your alarm clock could make?

[Whateveralot]

This song:

Spoiler: Chapel Club - Surfacing (Ewan Pearson remix)

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CxIk1N2gAM[/youtube]

It builds up slowly, is happy, fast-paced. Everything I need in a morning.

 

[Wintermoot]

I'm partial to this one. Although I'd rather it just had an explosion sound at the end instead of an actual explosion. Y'know, for safety's sake.

this a million times this!

 

[Aetera]

One of my friends has a Dalek alarm clock that says "EXTERMINATE. EXTERMINATE!" to wake you up. I want one. That thing is guaranteed to wake you up.

 

[Febel]

The noise made by a nuclear blast. At realistic decibel levels. It's about the only thing that could shake my inevitable grogginess off quickly, anyway.

 

[BlackSaint09]

"WAKE UP! YOU ARE LAZY AND WORTHLESS!! HAHAHA"
Or maybe because im a TES fan...
"Wake up. Were here." would get old eventually but thats why the first one is there.

 

[Chase Yojimbo]

ALL music. Then I turn it off and sleep until 2 anyways.

 

[Epicspoon]

AWWWWWWWWWW YEEEEEAAAAAH

You should all be watching this anime.

though realistically it would be better for a ringtone, still pretty awesome.

 

[Yumore]

The opening to roundabout from Yes. Harmonics are just light enough to wake you up without offending you.

 

[Odysseous2]

"ALLAH-U-AKBAR!" *explodes*

I know I'd be up and running.

 

[Fieldy409_v1legacy]

a drill sergent type voice shouting in my ear "WAKE THE FUCK UP!"

 

[TheAngryKoala]

Yahtzee yelling in my ears; "Wake up you lazy ****." and then rants on about how worthless and incapable I am, with new rants every day. Getting berated by him would definitely shake the doziness off me.

 

[Lizardon]

I've got an R2-D2 alarm clock that wakes me up with a series of beeps and whistles.

 

[Mordwyl]

Any WoW player that uses this addon would agree with me:

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Probably Hungarian Dance No. 5 by Brahms. Absolutely love it.

Spoiler

 

[Comieman]

Annoying nagging by an annoying ex

 

[Harlief]

Most hilarious thing I've woken up to? After crashing on the floor after a massive party, I wak up to this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKPoHgKcqag
It's the most surreal thing when the sun is shining through the curtains... it's also a wee bit creepy.

 

[Roofstone]

Can I have Patrick Stewart narrating me getting out of bed and getting dressed? That would be an awesome start to the day!