What is the best track name you've heard?

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Smithburg

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Not the actual song, but the track name.

I think mine would be: Drop it like your mother got shot

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Esotera

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It's not a tumour!

Sung by the very awesome Austrian Death Machine, who write metal based upon the life experiences of Arnold Schwarzeneger (there's actually a surprising amount of bands that do this).
 

smithy_2045

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Coz I can't pick just one, here's a few for starters...

"I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How To Dance With You", by Black Kids.
"The Good Ship Lifestyle", by Chumbawumba
"There's Nothing In The Water We Can't Fight", by Cloud Control
"Problem, Reaction, Solution", by Cog
"Blink And You'll Miss A Revolution", by Cut Copy
"Nightflight To Uranus", by Datarock
"Anniversary of an Uninteresting Event", by Deftones
"Horror With Eyeballs", by The Dissociatives
"Attack of the 60FT Lesbian Octopus", by Does It Offend You, Yeah?
"Eat Raw Meat = Blood Drool", by Editors
"A Man a Plan a Canal Panama", by The Fall of Troy
"Our Lawyer Made Us Change The Name Of This Song So We Wouldn't Get Sued", by Fall Out Boy
"Weapon. Enemy. Friend.", by Gyroscope
"Stella Was a Diver and She Was Always Down", by Interpol
"Love's Not A Competition (But I'm Winning)", by Kaiser Chiefs
"Velociraptor!", by Kasabian
"The Ending Is Just The Beginning Repeating", by The Living End
"...And Justice for All", by Metallica
"Lara vs. the Savage Pack", by Midnight Juggernauts
"Hate This And I'll Love You", by Muse
"Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off", by Panic! At The Disco
"For A Pessimist, I'm Pretty Optimistic", by Paramore
"Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town", by Pearl Jam
"Smack My ***** Up", by The Prodigy
"You Think I Ain't Worth a Dollar, But I Feel Like a Millionaire", by Queens of the Stone Age
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?", by R.E.M.
"Dream At Tempo 119", by Silversun Pickups
"Bullet With Butterfly Wings", by Smashing Pumpkins
"Warsaw Or The First Breath You Take After You Give Up", by Them Crooked Vultures
"Eat That up, It's Good for You", by Two Door Cinema Club
"Jesus Stole My Girlfriend", by Violent Soho
"I Believe You Liar", by Washington
"The Bomb Inside The Bomb", by We Are Scientists
"Patricia the Stripper", by The Wombats
"I Pointed At You And You Burst Into Flames", by Young & Restless
 

repeating integers

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Instrumentals sometimes have great track names.

"Diary of a Man who Vanished" - Steve Howe
"Midget in a Junkyard" - Sparklehorse
"Life In Technicolor" - Coldplay
"Parlier de la pluie et du beau temps" - Faunts (not a French band, actually)

As for non-instrumentals:

"South Side of the Sky" - Yes (a totally awesome song)
"Lament for a Toy Factory" - Dr Steel (again)
"Territorial Pissings" - Nirvana
"The Great Gig in the Sky" - Pink Floyd (not an instrumental - it has lyrics)
"Shine on You crazy Diamond" - Pink Floyd (S-Y-D, clever huh?)
"Map of the Problematique" - Muse
"Citizen Erased" - Muse
"Thoughts of a Dying Atheist" - Muse (yeah they're good at this)
"I Bloom Blaum" - Coldplay (just for lulz)
 

TheDeadman

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What's So Amazing About Grace? - The Paper Chase
Milk Me Up Before I Go Go - Milking the Goatmachine
 

possumboy

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mclusky are great for song names. just a couple:

dave, stop killing prostitutes
lightsabre cocksucking blues
the difference between me and you is that i'm not on fire
 

Azure-Supernova

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Get Me Naked 2: Electric Boogaloo - Minus the Bear
Monkey!!! Knife!!! Fight!!! - Minus the Bear
Booyah Achieved - Minus the Bear
 

Ed130 The Vanguard

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Show Me What Passes For Music Among Your Misbegotten Kind - Dawn of War end credits

Bombs for Throwing at You - Portal 2

Comedy = Tragedy + Time - Portal 2

Eine Kleiner Elevatormuzik - Half Life 2

I Don't Want to Set the World On Fire - The Ink Spots

Requiem for Ravenholm - Half Life 2

Stylo - Gorillaz

More Gun - Team Fortress 2

The Bridge of Khazad Dum - LOTR
 

GrandmaFunk

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Legowelt's "Conquestadores Extraterrestriales" (which is a remix of I-F's "Space Invaders Are Smoking Grass")

It also happens to be one of my favourite tracks ever http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK_gKvrdh9k
 

Arqus_Zed

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Rob (White) Zombie always had some nice ones:

- El Phantasmo And The Chicken-Run Blast-O-Rama
- Rat Finks, Suicide Tanks And Cannibal Girls
- Grease Paint And Monkey Brains
- The Ballad Of Resurrection Joe And Rosa Whore
 

teqrevisited

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No real favourite, but these have always stood out to me:

The Grand Parade of Lifeless Packaging.
Unquiet Slumbers for the Sleepers / In That Quiet Earth.
Wot Gorilla?
Get 'em out by Friday.
Squonk.
Mad Man Moon.
Dancing with the Moonlit Knight

And whilst not being track names, but instead being the names of sections in a single track, these:

The Guaranteed Eternal Sanctuary Man
Ikhnaton and Itsacon and Their Band of Merry Men
As Sure As Eggs Is Eggs (Aching Men's Feet)

All by Genesis.
 

DrRockor

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One that I like is Chu Chu Lovely Muni Muni Mura Mura Purin Purin Boron Nurururerorero
quick translation for those behind on their hentai slang.

Chuuchu = the sound of sucking
lovely
munimuni = the sound of squeezing something soft
muramura = the sound of being horny
purinpurin = the sound when some scandalize cleavage is showing
boron = the sound when something pops out
nururu = the sound of fingers moving in "wetness"
rerorero = the sound your tongue makes moving around

I also like We are Godzilla, you are Japan by Lostprophets
Bowling for soup do some good ones too like:
I'm Gay
My Wena
No Hablo Ingles
Got Beat Up By a Girl