What is the craziest things you have ever shouted ( or heard shouted) at a game?

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Hussmann54

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Sometimes we humans just get into games. This often gets to the point of shouting things out while playing them. What is the craziest/ most memorable/ funniest thing you have ever said or heard said while playing and what game where you playing at the time?

This can be in frustration, victory, defeat, total nerdness whatever....
Discuss....
 

A Playful Shark

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In the MW2 lobby:
Some ten year old kid put his mic in, shouted "Pee in my butthole!", then took his mic out.
He didn't say anythinig for the rest of the match... then left.

Not excatly what the thread is asking for...
Oh well.
 

Pimppeter2

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"Does God love Chinese people?!? FUCK"

-My brother, getting his ass kicked by me in NBA live. I was playing as the Rockets (Yao Ming)
 

justcallmeslow

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Once when playing N+ on xbox live some kid spent the whole episode going "yipyipyipyipyipyipyip! AAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAHHHHHH! EEEEEE! yipyipyipyipyipyiyipyip!" etc. whilst everyone else swore at him and told him to shut up.

It was good times :)
 

Subzerowings

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Some shouting "my dick is on fire" during a Resistance 2 match.
What do people do these days anyway?
 

Jamface

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I heard sex noise while playing MW2. If they were real I can't imagine the girl would be best pleased about him playing games during games. That would be a funny situation.
 

NeutralDrow

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"HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE AN ELF WITH A GUN!"

...what? I tend to type stream-of-consciousness style in WoW. >_>
 

ProfessorLayton

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Once I was playing a nice game of Bad Company and there was a couple of gas cans next to a wall so I shot at it with a grenade launcher and it blew up the wall and someone was standing behind it. So of course he tried to run away so I shouted "Where's your cover now?!?" and chased him down and shot him. I didn't even have my mic in and no one was home, so that makes me feel weird.

I normally keep my mic unplugged because most people online are not exactly people who I want to talk to.
 

Captain Pancake

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When I still had an xbox, when I played halo online I'd always call everybody a terrorist when they killed me. I have no idea why, I'd just scream it every time I died, "Fucking terrorist!"
 

Hussmann54

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I think it was in RE4. at some point while being attacked by zombies, my friend suddenly shouted "OH TITS!!! HE GOTS DA KNIFE!!!" in the greatest voice I can imagine for those words...

And I was at a party some time ago, and some people had a big game safari sort of hunting game. After beating the first level (surprisingly enough on the african plain. another win for originality there.... ) I was sent to alaska to kill some big bear. after gunning down a few wolves and making PETA cry, I suddenly got a warning sign on my screen saying that if i got any closer to the moose it might kill me. It was only after I turned around that I saw two of them just chilling. Deciding that they would look pretty up on a wall, and that I am no mere poacher, but somebody entirely above the law in this matter, I raised my rifle up and aimed fir the head. I swear I hit it but the thing just proceeded to run me down and start a series of quick time events. The sounds I made during this: OH GOD! OH MY GOD! SOMEBODY HELP ME! DISTRACT IT PLEASE! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY SOMEBODY THROW IT A MUFFIN!!!
 

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Jamface said:
I heard sex noise while playing MW2. If they were real I can't imagine the girl would be best pleased about him playing games during games. That would be a funny situation.
Was that player doing well?

Yelled at enemy sniper in bad company- "YOU SIR, LOOK LIKE YOU WANT LIT ON FIRE! *shoots barrel*sniper dies* MUWAHAHAHAHA!!!" Good times, good times...
 

Hussmann54

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Oh and I once heard somebody yell "DOCTOR OCTAGONAPUS! BBBBLLLLLLLLLEEEEAAARRGGGG" right before an air strike hit in MW1
 

MiracleOfSound

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I once shouted 'Fuck you and your fucking dog' at a game.

It was single player and featured no dogs.
 

The_ModeRazor

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"You gotta lighten up, officer", then threw a molotov in his face (GTA IV)
Not very original, but funny nonetheless.
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"Oh my God the terrorists ate my pants AaARRGHHH"- CoD MW
 

BillyShakes

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Nothing is coming to me right now, but I've yelled some great things when I get frustrated, am drunk, or have been up all night playing.
Also, I only play single-player games.
 

NuclearPenguin

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You fucking fuckfaced vagina titty fucking **** retarded fuckhead asshole

When my mate died on Borderlands..
 

OmegaXIII

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I heard a guy and a girl exchanging dirty talk over a Resistance 2 Core Control match, twas slightly odd.

I exclaim 'Cockdonkey' a lot when i screw up so i imagine i've wierded at least a couple of people out