What is the craziest things you have ever shouted ( or heard shouted) at a game?

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carlisn

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*dies in Modern Warfare online*

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YOU MOTHERF*CKING DONKEY DICK SUCKING SHI*BAG!

*realises that we're holding an Xfire conversation while I play*

*Sees several people logging off and hear even more people lol'ing*
 

Smagmuck_

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When ever an airstrike happens in MW2:

Me: OH SHIT, OH SHIT, OH SHIT, MOMMY! AAGGHHHHHHH!!!
Friend: LOL'ing
Me: FUCK! QUICK SOMEONE THROW A CUPCAKE AT HIM!
Friend: ROFL'ing
 

rockingnic

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"What the balls, you should've took it in the ass" in CoD: MW2 online Team Deathmatch. I hit a guy with the noob tube (I'll admit I love that thing) at hit feet and he didn't even get hurt because I saw his killcam (he killed me of course), there was no red.
 

LogicNProportion

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My friend while someone was putting the bomb in our base, in a game of Halo 3 Online:

"There's a bear in here and he's covered in honey!"

The bomber was invisible, apparently, and this was his way of letting us know...
 

GreyWolf257

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This fucker gentleman on Battlefield: Bad Company kept screaming "I will fuck your cupcakes and blueberry pies!". He then proceeded to make fun of everyone on his team. Then he went into MY profile, found out where I live (Florida), and said some random shit about me and Disney World. All I can say: Reported...by EVERYONE IN THE GAME! Haha!
 

Kud

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I heard a little kid on Xbox Live shout "MOM! WHERE THE FUCK IS THE BOX!? WHERES THE FUCKIN BOX MOM?!"

it was strange.
 

Jiggabyte

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There's probably something better than this, but "I have giant balls", during a TF2 match. If it wasn't so random and out of the blue for the person to say, I wouldn't care.

Trying to track and rank the amount of crazy things I say is like trying to accurately count the amount of sand grains on a beach. While the tide is changing.
 

MariaAuditore

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I left my friend Julia in my room with a copy of Uncharted 2 among thieves playing on my PS3 while I went to the kitchen. I was coming up the stairs and all I heard was "Nathen Drake what I wouldn't do to Fuck you asian style you hot assed Basterd." I was so shocked I fell down the stairs.
 

Insanum

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MW2: Playing Normal TDM, It put me on a clan team, versus another clan. This clan was the typical american "THAT KILL WAS BULLSHIT" stereotype. After being MVP on my team (we lost) the clan quit. I then sat there with the other team, And just said "If that team put as much effort into aiming & shoot as they did into bitching, We'dve Kicked your arses.

With my English accent i had the entire team in hysterics.
 

w1n5t0n

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I was at my friends house right after Bioshock came out, in another room, and I hadn't played it yet, he yelled "I can't believe the fucking shit i have to do just to get some stupid fucking 10 year old girls!" it sounded very odd...

Or when my cousin realized that when pickpocketing someone on Fallout 3 you can put bombs into their pockets and kill them. "I'm the fucking reverse pickpocket pants terrorist, BITCHES!"
 

L3m0n_L1m3

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"I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME! I'm tired, I have girl issues, and my nipples have been hard ALL day!"

Wat
 

MBergman

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Well apart from a guy yelling at a LAN-party: (in Swedish) "You fucking ******-cock!" at people killing him, then not much.
 

CompanionCube

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I saw this video of Halo 3 Sandtrap Zombies.

"Dude let me in, man let me in, no no nooooooooo aggg *mic cuts off*"
 

Flour

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I've been calling Banjo Kazooie Nuts and Bolts a whore for the past hour because of a single mission(Bear in a Ball).

Usually when I fail in a game, I say "damn" or just restart, but this mission has a bullshit condition and time limit.(3 minute time limit and knocking over obstacles adds 2 seconds to my time, this is combined with reverse steering)
 

Distorted Stu

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MW2 Team deathmatch. Noobtoobs and grenades everywhere. All my team mates are dying and i got frustrated once we were getting our arses handed to us. So in the good spirt of Zapp Branigan i shouted down the Mic "STOP EXPLODING YOU COWARDS"
 

King CoN

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A couple of weeks ago I was playing MW2 on XBL. I took a call from my missus forgetting I was mic'd up.

I then proceeded to broadcast our shopping list and ended with "I love you". Not my greatest moment...