Cute?
On the 'net?
Clearly some people yet haven't been exposed to the pure horror that lurks just behind the next webpage...
So I'd have to say this: google.com front page. It's clinical, cold, and yet not entirely uninvitive. Looking at it, I can't help but feel hope that nothing strange or horrible will bounce up at me and add yet another mental scar that shall never fade...
Most of the time that wish is fulfilled, but not always...
Rule #0 of the 'Net: "Welcome to the Internet. What will been seen, cannot be unseen. You have been fairly warned. Now proceed only at your own risk."