What is the funniest thing that you have ever seen at night?

[Leftyrem]

i would have to say i was out with a friend and in the middle of the road was a running car with a guy passed out at like 1 am. so my friend called the police and paramedics but it turned out that the guy had stolen the car 2 houses away and passed out from being extremly drunk and high. so whats the funniest thing you have seen at night?

 

[Lust]

Funniest: My sister being scared by fireworks.
Strangest: A burning car on the freeway.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Funniest thing would have to be when my friend drank some energy drinks and ended up talking in his sleep and having nightmares. He ended up screaming and falling off the couch and wondering what just happened.

Strangest is when a different friend slept over and while me and the rest of us were playing Halo 2, shouted "WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING!" in his sleep.

 

[Tartarga]

Funniest: Friend throwing up after being spun around in one of those office chairs.
Strangest: Homeless man who had built a fort out of boxes.

 

[Giest4life]

Funniest: Dogs that were having sex on the street being chased away by an angry watchman.

Strangest: After not a particularly wild night, me, my brother, and my friend ended up sharing the same bed--and no, NOT GAY--ahem, well, in the morning all three of us were on a different side that we originally slept in. Pretty intriguing, don't you think?

 

[Eggsnham]

Funniest: My cat literally flies across the den. We're talking FLYING. As in he had enough running momentum to remain airborne for about seven seconds. He then smacks into the wall (he was fine) and makes the most hilarious meow/surprised noise I have ever heard. I think he was trying to learn how to fly. I really do.

Strangest: I was at a sleepover and my friends and I wanted to test the theory that you can implant dreams in people by audible external suggestion A.K.A. we were telling him messed up shit about his family and life in his sleep. I believe at one point we told him that he wasn't real and that his mother had five seconds before she would explode into a gory mess and the only way to save her was to accept that he was real.

The next morning he starts talking about how he had a dream where he wasn't real and his mom died. That was the funniest yet strangest thing I'd ever experienced with dreaming.

 

[Blue Musician]

I have nothing really, but I love the night. That is all I can say.

Funniest: Friend throwing up after being spun around in one of those office chairs.
Strangest: Homeless man who had built a fort out of boxes.

Funniest: My sister being scared by fireworks.
Strangest: A burning car on the freeway.

I love these replies. Specially the fort one.

Strangest: Public Sex.

What. the. Hell.?.!

 

[mumakurau]

Funniest: I pet dog sleep-barking. She sounded like a person imitating a barking-dog.
Strangest: A car that was apparently constructed out of UFO and ice-cream trucks blaring down my street at 3am. I was up playing Fallout at the time.

 

[Eggsnham]

Strangest: After not a particularly wild night, me, my brother, and my friend ended up sharing the same bed--and no, NOT GAY--ahem, well, in the morning all three of us were on a different side that we originally slept in. Pretty intriguing, don't you think?

That night may have been a little gayer than you'd like to admit.

I joke, I joke.

 

[Matt Kloepfer]

Funniest: watching a friend's cat do barrel rolls on the floor
Strangest: A mail truck with 3 guys going by the house slowly, all looking in the window at me, then pointing to the road I was on (house on a corner) and I was scared they were gonna pull in my driveway or something. I was home alone. D:

 

[Sliverwings]

Funniest: Ass-less Chaps
Strangest: Ass-less Chaps

 

[InnerRebellion]

Funniest: My kitten walks into my room, looks at me, lets out a very feeble meow/squeak, then jumps over the balcony and spreads his arms, gliding down like a paratrooper....he did a barrel roll mid-air. I kid you not.
Strangest: I look outside to see three hooded guys running around in circles waving flashlights and sparklers (those firework stick things), screaming that they wanted their cheese wheel back.

 

[DMonkey]

Funniest and Strangest- 2 am, heard a scream outside so I ran to the balcony to see what was up. An older woman ran (sorta, more like waddling with that tight skirt, and high heels) around the corner just screaming away. This wasn't funny. What WAS funny was that she ran down the street, turned around, and screamed/waddled to the corner she showed up on, turned around, and waddled screamed back the other way, before calmly entering a house across the street and a few doors down from me. Nothing was chasing her!

 

[Dango]

Funniest: My friend searching all over town for a certain one dollar bill, and then having it stolen from him the moment he finds it.

Strangest: Raccoon attack!

 

[Adventurer2626]

Funniest: My pet dog sleep-barking. She sounded like a person imitating a barking-dog.

Speaking from experience that's hilarious. I have a beagle that does it and it never ceases to make me giggle. Oddly enough she doesn't bark much awake either which also makes me laugh when she does.

Funniest/Creepiest: My cousin waking up and having one of those "night terror" things. It's like they sleep walk or at least get up and think you're in their nightmare. Or something. Scares the hell out of me when he does it.