What is the greatest movie quote ever?

[Thurmer]

"Is there any chance of brain damage."
"Well technically the procedure is brain damage."
A million cookies for the reference.

eternal sunshine, im actually listening to the soundtrack atm

 

[InnerRebellion]

"It's time to kick ass and chew a bubble gum, but I am all outta gum" from They live. Really cool movie btw, check it out if you haven't seen it yet.

You got it wrong....
It's "I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubble gum."
Not being a Quote Nazi, but I just re-watched that movie with my friends.
Wait...you've seen it! Don't you think the black guy sounds exactly like Sgt. Foley from MW2?

Oh, and my choice is this:

 

[satanic kitty]

friday- you just got knocked the fuck out!

 

[Free Thinker]

"Did Doogie Houser just steal my fucking car?"
Classic movie. It's a shame what they did to the sequel. It lost all classy humor in an instant.

 

[Thurmer]

any line from Cool Hand Luke, favorite movie hands down

 

[doodger]

i'm sure this have been quoted already...

"ENGLISH ************, DO YOU SPEAK IT!"

 

[kotorfan04]

"And crawling on the planets face
Some insects called the human race
Lost in time
And lost in space
And meaning."

Purely because it's a beautifully written line plus no one remembers where it's from even though the movie is iconic.

CAN ANYONE guess what movie it is with out actually googling it?

War of the worlds maybe.

Rocky Horror Picture Show. That one was easy.

Now time for actual quotes hmm...


Westley: It won't be the last. To the pain means the first thing you will lose will be your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrists. Next your nose.
Prince Humperdinck: And then my tongue I suppose, I killed you too quickly the last time. A mistake I don't mean to duplicate tonight.
Westley: I wasn't finished. The next thing you will lose will be your left eye followed by your right.

Prince Humperdinck: And then my ears, I understand let's get on with it.

Westley: WRONG. Your ears you keep and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, "Dear God! What is that thing," will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.

Prince Humperdinck: I think you're bluffing.

Westley: It's possible, Pig, I might be bluffing. It's conceivable, you miserable, vomitous mass, that I'm only lying here because I lack the strength to stand. But, then again... perhaps I have the strength after all.

[slowly rises and points sword directly at the prince]

Westley: DROP... YOUR... SWORD!

Ok, so it is more of a quote but it is damned kickass.

 

[teebeeohh]

We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into locked a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

 

[Jacob.A.]

It's a trap! (StarWars episode 6: return of the jedi)

 

[Hatchet90]

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here... this is a war room!"

If you don't know what movie that's from then I weep for the future.

 

[Lilani]

"When this baby his 88 miles per hour, you're going to see some serious shit.

 

[Hatchet90]

"Now that's a real shame. People throwin away a perfectly good white boy..."

Is... that from The Jerk?

Better Off Dead, dude. Get educated.

We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into locked a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

Will you marry me?

 

[Xeros]

Spoiler: The Courtroom Scene - Boondock Saints

Spoiler: Courtroom Scene - Text form

Now you will receive us! We do not ask for your poor or your hungry. We do not want your tired and sick, it is your corrupt we claim. It is your evil that will be sought by us. With every breath we shall hunt them down. Each day we shall spill their blood, 'till it rains down from the skies. Do not kill, do not rape, do not steal, these are principles which every man, of every faith can embrace. These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior, and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost. There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth, not to push the bounds and cross over, into true corruption, into our domain. For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three, and on that day you will reap it, and we will send you to which ever god you wish.

 

[Falconcry]

"Many that live deserve death. And some die that deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then be not too eager to deal out death in the name of justice, fearing for your own safety. Even the wise cannot see all ends."

"I wish none of this had ever happened."

"So do all who live to face such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us."

boom JRR Tolkien dropping some truth bombs

 

[TrollOgerElf]

too many far far too many
ill just quote the one i have been repeating latly
"surprise cockfags!"

 

[SmokingMirrors]

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My personal favorite, brought to you by Sean Connery himself!

 

[RedDeadFred]

"Why are you serious?" from the Dark Knight.

FAIL! Why so serious?

Anyway my personal favorite has always been: You shall not pass! Sort of amazed this hasn't been done yet.

Trolled

LOL you got me. Significantly more subtle than the usual "your console sucks banter you hear from other trolls." Well done!

 

[cheese_wizington]

Ben Wade: You ever read the bible, Dan? I read it one time. I was eight years old. My daddy just got hisself killed over a shot of whiskey and my mama said "we're going back East to start over". So she gave me a bible, sat me down in the train station, told me to read it. She was gonna get our tickets. Well, I did what she said. I read that bible from cover to cover. It took me three days. She never came back.

3:10 to Yuma

 

[Kraj]

Probably from Dark City:
Mr. Hand: "I have become the monster you were intended to be."
and also "It seems you have discovered your unpleasant nature"

 

[laststandman]

We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into locked a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

Wait! We can't stop here. This is bat country!