What is the least used sentence in the English language?

[Amarok]

Any sentence said in this thread is automatically not the least used sentence, because the least used sentence is one that has never been said or thought of before.

This person's logic is irrefutable.

 

[Carlston]

"If you don't stop giving me oral sex, I will call the police."

 

[Woodsey]

Any sentence said in this thread is automatically not the least used sentence, because the least used sentence is one that has never been said or thought of before.

Tsk, there's always one.

OT: "That blue waffle site is beautiful!"

If anyone else here has lived through that horror, I salute you.

 

[FranzTyphid]

"This tea is disgusting!"

 

[Ninjamedic]

Adolf, I think your pretty good at Art.

Damn! That ones over kill!

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

"Gee, that italian family at the other table sure is quiet."

 

[Joe Matsuda]

I know what the shortest is...

(it's "go.")

no it isn't

yes it is

the subject is "implied" while the verb is only two letters long...

...and if it isn't the shortest then what is?

 

[rhyno435]

"And the Nobel Prize goes to...Tila Tequila!"

 

[Purple Shrimp]

I know what the shortest is...

(it's "go.")

no it isn't

yes it is

the subject is "implied" while the verb is only two letters long...

...and if it isn't the shortest then what is?

the shortest is "a."

in conversation:

"I went to an concert today"
"a."
"what do you mean, a.?"
"I meant, the correct sentence would have been "I went to a concert today"."
"oh, I see"

 

[Brad Shepard]

That Uma Bell movie was SO GOOD!

 

[Joe Matsuda]

I know what the shortest is...

(it's "go.")

no it isn't

yes it is

the subject is "implied" while the verb is only two letters long...

...and if it isn't the shortest then what is?

the shortest is "a."

in conversation:

"I went to an concert today"
"a."
"what do you mean, a.?"
"I meant, the correct sentence would have been "I went to a concert today"."
"oh, I see"

no no, see what you did there is not a complete sentence...

its something that comes up in conversation, yes...

but it is not a complete sentence...

 

[Purple Shrimp]

I know what the shortest is...

(it's "go.")

no it isn't

yes it is

the subject is "implied" while the verb is only two letters long...

...and if it isn't the shortest then what is?

the shortest is "a."

in conversation:

"I went to an concert today"
"a."
"what do you mean, a.?"
"I meant, the correct sentence would have been "I went to a concert today"."
"oh, I see"

no no, see what you did there is not a complete sentence...

its something that comes up in conversation, yes...

but it is not a complete sentence...

why is it not complete? the object is present (I think that's meant to be the object at least), and similarly to yours the subject and verb are implied

 

[Chechosaurus]

"You know Gottwald? I think you're doing the right thing sending me this forced labour camp."

 

[Urgh76]

Phillips CD-i rest in a trophy case above my shower

 

[Jedamethis]

"Hold on, just let me tilt my ears 7 degrees to the right and everybody's leg dies."

 

[sam_savage1393]

"Paris Hilton's so intelligent!"

This and "George Bush is my hero"

 

[Joe Matsuda]

I know what the shortest is...

(it's "go.")

no it isn't

yes it is

the subject is "implied" while the verb is only two letters long...

...and if it isn't the shortest then what is?

the shortest is "a."

in conversation:

"I went to an concert today"
"a."
"what do you mean, a.?"
"I meant, the correct sentence would have been "I went to a concert today"."
"oh, I see"

no no, see what you did there is not a complete sentence...

its something that comes up in conversation, yes...

but it is not a complete sentence...

why is it not complete? the object is present (I think that's meant to be the object at least), and similarly to yours the subject and verb are implied

you cant imply both the subject and the verb...then you dont have a sentence! plane and simple!!!

 

[KP Shadow]

"Atari Made a good game."
"That was a well reasoned argument from Mr. Atkinson."
"President Bush seems very intelligent."
I've got more

On the first one, I have one thing to say: Swordquest.

OT: Oh, how I love my flaming suppositories with gonorrhoea.

 

[Spiner909]

Racism is so fun! ~

 

[Deadpewl]

Red cheese has higher moral fiber than most breads from this region.