What is the least used sentence in the English language?

[Ace of Spades]

Bacon is actually a democracy!

This is really off-topic, but your avatar is awesome.
OT: "I think today I'll finally give peace a chance."

 

[AboveUp]

I think George Carlin invented the least used line ever:

"As soon as I put this hot poker in my ass, I'm going to chop my dick off."

 

[Simalacrum]

"oh, my God, Tetris is so 1980's!"

Fuck you, whoever may say that - Tetris is timeless. Timeless.

 

[messy]

"The French army held of the attack successfully"

 

[spacecowboy86]

"that rainbow of demons seems to be revolving around the endless hole of joy"
"is that really a new gnome or did you just jump on a trampoline?"
i can be pretty random, also:
"i can't believe nobody in this town bought halo 3"

 

[DragonsAteMyMarbles]

Probably something to do with how Volcanoes breed.

I would argue that exposure to the ash emanating from your average volcano tends to breed pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. Or possibly pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconioses, depending on the type of ash.

Next!

 

[LeonLethality]

Buffalo is a verb?

I am pretty sure it means "To bother"

Well what do you know, I guess I learned something today.

 

[MadBlueWinnie]

"I appluad his camping tactics and his ability to kill me with no effort"

 

[Squiggers]

"Gordon Brown is a staunch supporter of the British armed forces, and hasn't raped their funding over the last decade.".

Very, very cheap, but also damn right true.

 

[Asturiel]

Holy shit this dog is superman.

 

[The Shade]

"I didn't realize that you, Jay Leno, and a monkey were bathing a clown."
- Homer Simpson

 

[Pyroco101]

"/b/ is a completely civilized place"

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*ahem

Back on topic, I LUV LLAMA BACON!

 

[GeekFury]

Bring me more whores and heroin Jeeves, I feel like a bender!

 

[ZeroDotZero]

Bacon is actually a democracy!

This is really off-topic, but your avatar is awesome.
OT: "I think today I'll finally give peace a chance."

I hate hearing that on the day that I was making a brand new one. I think I will keep it a while then.

 

[socialtangent]

"He stole my Chopper Gunner care package? Fair play to him."

I raged, laughed, and raged again.

On topic: The dictatorship is made of cheese

 

[G1eet]

I'm fed up with this orgasm.

Damn. Beat me to it.

So I'll use the other Seth McFarlane sentence: "Gosh, that Italian family over there is really quiet."

Edit: Just remembered George Carlin's self-stylized 'least used sentence': "After I shove this hot poker up my ass, I'm going to chop my dick off!"

 

[MazzaTheFirst]

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

This is a sentence that actually makes sense in English.
If you were to write it in an easy to understand way it comes out like this:

THE buffalo FROM Buffalo WHO ARE buffaloed BY buffalo FROM Buffalo ALSO buffalo THE buffalo FROM Buffalo.

I think there is a Wikipedia article about it.

Buffalo is a verb?

OT: Hey why not hop on my ass and lets herd up some goats!

Wow that sounded wronger than I expected.

Ass being donkey btw.

Indeed:
* a. the city of Buffalo, New York , which is used as a noun adjunct in the sentence and is followed by the animal;
* n. the noun buffalo, an animal, in the plural (equivalent to "buffaloes" or "buffalos"), in order to avoid articles;
* v. the verb "buffalo" meaning to bully, confuse, deceive, or intimidate.

 

[Mr. GameBrain]

"If I were to eat my face, would the Penguins of South Africa revolt against the tyrannous rule of Margret Wonderbosoms."

 

[bubba145]

when theres a weapon there will be someone who wants it.