What is the Meanest thing you have ever done?

[Aloran]

I started talking to this girl a couple months ago
I get on REALLY well with her, like, perfectly
She tells me she likes me, I tell her I like her (it's a reflex I swear!)
then we talk/text and shit for about 2 weeks, agreeing to meetup,
she says stuff like "I love you".
I then proceeded to realised I didn't like her, told her I couldn't go out with her in no uncertain terms, something along the lines of "I can't go out with you cause you're crazy".
I just felt horrible after that... leading people on. :/

another one...
I convinced a very gullible friend of mine that you can lick your elbow.
He proceeded to try for another 30 minutes

 

[GodsOneMistake]

I shot a cop

 

[delet]

Hmmm... I think my 'Meanest thing' would have to be in the second or third grade.

I was waiting in line along with everyone else during recess, and I turned to the guy in front of me. I tapped him on the shoulder to get him to turn around, then I, and for absolutely no reason what-so-ever as far as I can tell, punched him in the balls. He fell to the ground and I just smiled then turned around to talk to a friend. I still don't really know why I did it...

 

[BNguyen]

Well, for me, it is a tie between two things.
One:
me and my brother were fighting, as most brothers will, and he fell unconscious, of course I thought I killed him but I revived him afterwards.

Two:
I guess I was in sixth or seventh grade and this tall kid in the same grade kept following me, I finally got tired of it and without warning, I just simply turned around and slugged him in the face. Of course it did nothing but ticked him off.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

I found a purse and took the money out of the wallet.

I'm normally a very nice person, but was very pissed off an feeling underpaid after a long work day. I'm such a bastard...The lady worked with Mentally Handicapped people, too.

 

[Kogarian]

A cute, well-meaning Christian girl had a huge crush on me.

I took advantage of this, and played her emotions against her, and through subtle manipulation, made her feel like a worthless piece of shit. Just for the fun of it.

I'm not a good person.

I wouldn't say the girl I did that to had a 'huge' crush on me, but I did something similiar.

 

[Hatchling]

I was at a party and made a drunk girl cry because after i said i wouldn't dance with her i added "i'm sorry but i've seen better bodies in a morgue"

I wasn't pleased with myself, in fact i was ashamed

So your saying that shouldn't be my opening line?

 

[cheesecake123]

i pushed my mother down the stairs when i was 6

i treated my little brother like s**t for so long he flinches when i walk past him.

and there was this kid who everytime i saw him i spat in his eye.

 

[Stevato]

I was at a party and made a drunk girl cry because after i said i wouldn't dance with her i added "i'm sorry but i've seen better bodies in a morgue"

I wasn't pleased with myself, in fact i was ashamed

So your saying that shouldn't be my opening line?

I wouldn't recommend it, unless the girl you're trying to pull happens to be a necrophiliac...

nothing like cracking open a cold one....

 

[kyle0912]

The meanest thing that I actually want to tell you guys about was from when I was around 7, I told my friend about a hidden escape route that leads out of the school we went to, I set loads of traps for him though, Huge thorn bushes, A few drawing pins, It was perfect. He went through and came back about 10 minutes later covered in blood, I felt so evil after wards

 

[delet]

Oh, I also lol'd at 9/11 . . . What, too soon?

 

[jaxxy]

Wow, I'm really mean, I don't think I can even post the meanest thing I've ever done. They were all well-deserved, but still. Here's a random sampling:

I told a girl she was a stupid whore and called her out on her bad boob job at a party and made her cry in front of all of her friends.

I nearly broke up my brother and his fiancee.

I yelled at the groom at my barn and got her fired (because she was an idiot and was beating horses with a metal twitch, among other reasons)

I told this guy he was a pathetic loser and was never going to make it out of his parents' basement (self-fulfilling prophecy, as it turned out)

I told someone that my horse was friendly and then laughed when he bit her.
(Dude, if you still try to pet him when his ears are flat against his skull and his mouth is wide open with his teeth bared, you deserve to be bitten)

I took a video on my phone of a coworker dancing like a drunken idiot at a party and then sent it out to our entire office.

And many times I've called people out on having religious 'beliefs' that they don't actually understand at all and are afraid to question. If you can't question it and still believe it after hearing the opposition to it, how do you know you believe it? You don't, you're just following the herd.

 

[Spirultima]

I beat my uncle (a person who plays nothing other (and prides himself on) then racing games) on Gran Turismo with one hand on the controller and one hand on my coke, taking frequent sips, oh and he also had the car advantage, BUT I had a Mitsubishi, so the quality of car was on my side...

 

[Aptspire]

putting my cat on the (horizontal) rail guard.
3 meters fall

 

[Actual Charlie Nash]

i sort of punched the blind kid in my class for making fun of me... im sorry to him but he was a complete knob.
EDIT: we are friends now and he has forgiven me. he was a knob though

 

[Roundhousekickintheface]

I didnt do this nor was i effected but one time in art class. This guy got so pissed he poored a bucket of redf paint over this guys head, not mean but bloody hilarious

 

[hopeneverdies]

Want on my friends facebook, changed the password on it and recovery question, changed his email password and recovery question, and made everyone he knows think he is gay. The best is that he hasn't found out yet.

I did some of that when I let them use my phone to check their myspace. When they signed out I went into the mobile history and according to my phone he was logged in. So I made everyone think he was a Buck Futter

 

[The_Chief]

I beat up a boy for kissing me when I was six.

I don't think it's the meanest thing I've done, but it's probably the funniest mean thing I've done, in retrospect.

do i know you?

 

[ZeroMachine]

DISCLAIMER: I am NOT a mean guy, so this probably won't equal up to most other people's, but it's still a funny story.

The other day, at my college, me and some friends were sitting there talking when a girl (who I used to think was cute... explain that in a moment) and a dude came over. They said "CAN WE HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE?" really loudly and annoyingly, interupting many a conversation. The girl and my retorts went a little like this:

"We would like you to sign a petition we have made to change the name of the Bridgewater State Bears to the Bridgewater State Colberts."

Bridgewater State Colberts

Bridgewater Colberts

COLBERTS

My first reaction, as I had thought (hoped) I had misheard her:

"Wait, WHAT? WHAT do you want to change the name to???"

Her: "The Colberts. Like Steven Colbert."

Me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s&feature=channel_page

I continued to laugh in her face for three minutes, all the while explaining how dumb of an idea it was and saying how even though I enjoy Steven Colbert I would never want to subject our college (currently the most popular college in MA, mind you; people who are getting turned down from here because of room issues are getting into Harvard) to being Colbert's fucking *****.

So now, whenever I see this girl, I know longer see the cute redhead with a nice smile and great body. I see an idiot that risked turning our college into a joke. And trust me- I'm not one for school spirit!