what is the most awesome thing you've ever done?
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I may have said this before but hell, I'll say it again since I'm so damn proud of it.
My art teacher and a student were having an argument about teen pregnancy in class. For some reason, he asked me what I would do if I got a girl pregnant. I responded "at least I got laid". Everyone laughed and I became popular for one minute. That was a good day.
My art teacher and a student were having an argument about teen pregnancy in class. For some reason, he asked me what I would do if I got a girl pregnant. I responded "at least I got laid". Everyone laughed and I became popular for one minute. That was a good day.
I was in English class with a bunch of friends and someone bet me that I couldn't make a shot with a paper ball into the trash can from across the room. The trash can was also small, and under a desk. Needless to say, I made the shot. After that, I screamed "Yeah! Fuck you guys!," and a teacher came into the room and yelled at us for being loud, while a kid from my class stood behind her and mocked her, causing us to all laugh while she was yelling. Eventually, she just got mad and left the room.
That was a really good day.
That was a really good day.
The key is to first convince them that intent is what matters. After that it's cake.imacharginmehlaz0r said:
(All delicious lies).
I was outside somewhere with one of my friends and he threw a rock at me. I had a stick in my had and I flicked it up at the last second and deflected the rock. I felt like Luke Skywalker
Managed to climb a me sized fence once. And vaulted once I reached the top.
Also managed to throw my toothbrush into the cup I keep it in, while I was in a cubed shower.
I exude awesomeness because of that.
Also managed to throw my toothbrush into the cup I keep it in, while I was in a cubed shower.
I exude awesomeness because of that.
Created an electrical circuit in about 50ft of tangled speaker wire that I was kneeling on, electricity was from a wall socket, breaker did not trip, I got my jeans burned into tiny little shreds below the knees, and got first degree burns on my shins. (all accidental)
Also, I jumped from one hold on a climbing wall to another one 6 feet above it.
(I'm a rock climber)
Also, I jumped from one hold on a climbing wall to another one 6 feet above it.
(I'm a rock climber)
Let's see...
1. I shower with a fire hose.
2. I eat cereal without any milk
3. I beat MGS3 without being killed, seen, and without killing anyone in under 5 hours.
1. I shower with a fire hose.
2. I eat cereal without any milk
3. I beat MGS3 without being killed, seen, and without killing anyone in under 5 hours.
I've corrected my 7th grade math teacher on what the right answer for a question on a test was. The class also said I should be the 8th grade math teacher on a few occasions, though that's not one thing and the teacher was crap.
I also got away with singing a poorly metered rap (it was an assignment) in health about being put in a mental institution and setting off a nuke and killing my friends and the police beforehand. I still don't know how I didn't get suspended other than avoiding outright using the words nuke, kill, shoot, or anything like that. I also wrote a reflection on the film Supersize Me (she's also shown us an episode of Dr. Phil, by the way) that insulted her for a statement she made where she said eating McDonalds twice a week will eventually ruin you as much as Morgan Spurlock was after eating it 3 times a day for 30 days. I still got a 100.
And another story in health: I insulted my health teacher in front of the class by telling her she sucked. Not very witty at all (it was more like "and that's why you suck"), but I got to insult that ***** anyways.
Yeah, I'm not very fond of my health teacher.
I also got away with singing a poorly metered rap (it was an assignment) in health about being put in a mental institution and setting off a nuke and killing my friends and the police beforehand. I still don't know how I didn't get suspended other than avoiding outright using the words nuke, kill, shoot, or anything like that. I also wrote a reflection on the film Supersize Me (she's also shown us an episode of Dr. Phil, by the way) that insulted her for a statement she made where she said eating McDonalds twice a week will eventually ruin you as much as Morgan Spurlock was after eating it 3 times a day for 30 days. I still got a 100.
And another story in health: I insulted my health teacher in front of the class by telling her she sucked. Not very witty at all (it was more like "and that's why you suck"), but I got to insult that ***** anyways.
Yeah, I'm not very fond of my health teacher.
Managed to pick myself up when I got knocked down in a mosh pit at last year's Mayhem (and survive!).
I knocked out some asshole in one punch my sophomore year in high school.
I drank 6 shots of Petron and a bunch of other random drinks one weeknight during my senior year, feel asleep and woke up still drunk and went to school. Best day of my entire school career.
I knocked out some asshole in one punch my sophomore year in high school.
I drank 6 shots of Petron and a bunch of other random drinks one weeknight during my senior year, feel asleep and woke up still drunk and went to school. Best day of my entire school career.
When I was about 14, I was hanging out on the roof of a university with my friends, when the cops came, they caught two of us, and clotheslined another, My friend Josh and I got away, not without spraining my toe i might add. also it was a 4 story uni.
