what is the most disgusting thing that has hapened to you?

[dragonslayer32]

last week, a plane went overhead so i looked at it naturally and a bird shat in my mouth. yep, a massive sea-gull decided it would be a good idea to shit in my mouth. besides vomiting, this got me thinking, what are the most disgusting things that have happened to the escapist community. so?

 

[Julianking93]

Some kid vomited on me in 3rd grade.

My first reaction was to punch him.

Probably not the best idea to add to his day but goddamn it I was pissed!!

 

[Lullabye]

Once when I was bouncing my baby bro up and down on my leg, he let a jet of diarrhea shoot out of his bum at such speed it overflowed his diaper, penetrated his pj's and when all over my lap.

 

[thetwistinside]

Sorry, this thread reminded me of this video. Even though it didn't happen to me, I'm sure some of us can relate. I was in tears laughing the first time I saw it. The pacing, the tone of voice etc. is spot on.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUdHMkE5Qdk&feature=player_embedded

 

[Armored Prayer]

So this dog liked me, I mean REALLY liked me...

Nothing really happened, but still discussing.

 

[Nincompoop]

Some genius at school decided it'd be cool to take one of those small milk containers and hide them behind a heater. 3 months later the container erupted. I have never inhaled anything as dreadful as that stench that day.