What is... the Most Disturbing Thing You've Ever Overheard?

[JacobCO]

Lets see, Overheard in a food court (As did around 100 other people) From vapid mouth-breathing skank shouting into her iPhone. You've all seen the type, Mid 20-somethings trying desperately to look like they're still in their teens, badly-dyed hair, canned tan, and too damn much lipgloss. Heck, I could have sworn that when I walked passed her, I could here this weird noise, like... wind across the mouth of a large cave.

Anyway, the conversation:

"Well, yeah, but I've like, totally got to go fly out to like, Florida tomorrow"
...
"Yeah, totally! But, Like, I don't even know what we're celebrating, except that she can't keep her damn legs closed"
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"Oh Em Gee! [Aside: yes, she actually said the letters] I know Right? But like, this is her, I wanna say, 4th baby with her 3rd baby-daddy"
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"I should just totally cut out her vag [yes, her word again] while I'm there to make sure this doesn't happen again"
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"Yeah, seriously, like, some people just shouldn't be, ya know, allowed to breed"

Yes, My thoughts exactly, my thoughts exactly.

 

[JWAN]

That only 30-40% of Americans believe evolution is a natural process.

99% of the Middle East believes that eating Pork is wrong

I hope you have numbers to back that statement up.

psst...The major religions in the Middle East are Judaism or Muslim and some hard line Christianity groups, all of them (and the hard line Christians) outlaw the consumption of pork.

Or did you mean the other guy?

https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/region/region_mde.html

 

[EvilMaggot]

One of the most horrific things said to me was mainly my fault.
I got these military boots... because they're practical. I wear them to school. This one girl who was generally weird, walks up behinds me, and asks if I'm into bondage.
"No! Why the hell...?"
"Well, it's just, military boots are sort of... going together with that type of shit."
"Well, I wouldn't really know abo-... Wait... how would you know about that?"
"Hm... it seems you've found out my secret. Anyway... you want to come over to my place?"

I walked off. Very far.

Pff. Bondage can be very hot.

indeed indeed

 

[Lemon Of Life]

I got moved in Art for talking to this table full of girls (ew). They were all talking about how they like pleasuring themselves. Ten minutes into this conversation, they notice me sitting in the corner.

Sex ensued.

Okay fine it was just really awkward.