What is the most fake sounding real word in English?

[theultimateend]

I'm just curious what word people hear and can't believe is a real word. I'll start off the discussion with a pretty simple one that I almost refuse to accept.

Stupidest.

Also...

Wednesday
February

The spelling throws me the hell off.

Humorously enough I almost put "fakest" in the subject header instead of most fake. Which means that while stupidest past the test...fakest didn't .

Note: Feel free to also include words that just piss you off. For me Cup and Milk tend to. They just are harsh words. They don't make my mouth happy.

 

[oliveira8]

Women's orgasm...oh wait thats two words. Got no idea really...

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?

No? Then I got nothing.

 

[Timotei]

Women's orgasm..oh wait thats two words. Got no idea really...

I could not have pressed that bright red button any faster if I tried.

OT: Ginormous

 

[oliveira8]

Women's orgasm..oh wait thats two words. Got no idea really...

I could not have pressed that bright red button any faster if I tried.

OT: Ginormous

What? No humour today?

 

[ClaptonKnophlerHendrix]

Women's orgasm..oh wait thats two words. Got no idea really...

I could not have pressed that bright red button any faster if I tried.

OT: Ginormous

Was that really worth reporting for?

 

[duchaked]

Women's orgasm...oh wait thats two words. Got no idea really...

hahhaa wow
nooo it's realll

okay enough of that
ummm
"it's pronounced 'egregious' "

 

[manaman]

Women's orgasm..oh wait thats two words. Got no idea really...

I could not have pressed that bright red button any faster if I tried.

OT: Ginormous

Was that really worth reporting for?

You can report for anything. It is then up to a mod to decided if it is within the rules or not. In fact it is better to report. The part I have a problem with is the need around here to mention that people reported, especially when they add nothing to the discussion.

I like splendiferous, only cause I used that word for a solid month thinking I made it up, only to find out it was a real word.

 

[sonicmaster1989]

floccinaucinihilipilification-the estimation of something as valueless

 

[kahlzun]

scion - a 'sprout' or the last remaining tendril, often of a plant or 'family tree'

 

[Skeleon]

I always thought "onomatopoeia" sounds like the name for a disease.
To be fair, it barely changed from its original Greek form.
On the other hand, every word in English stems from another language, so...

 

[Sewblon]

Chicanery.

 

[manaman]

floccinaucinihilipilification-the estimation of something as valueless

Not really sure that type of word should apply. I mean that is just a compound word.

 

[THEMILKMAN]

Women's orgasm...oh wait thats two words. Got no idea really...

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?

No? Then I got nothing.

They have them too? Shit, I'm doing it all wrong.

 

[NeutralDrow]

I'm willing to believe anything about the English language. So...I dunno, protozoa?

Women's orgasm..oh wait thats two words. Got no idea really...

I could not have pressed that bright red button any faster if I tried.

OT: Ginormous

Was that really worth reporting for?

It was in absolutely terrible taste. Whether the mods do anything about it, reporting is still perfectly reasonable.

 

[grimsprice]

Women's orgasm...

Wow, you must just be that bad. I can make women speak languages i've never heard of.

OT: I'm gunna agree with Sue, ginormous doesn't even register as a real word on my spell check, yet its in... half the dictionaries?

 

[Valate_v1legacy]

Physics... It should be spelled FIZIX! Fizix looks way cooler.

 

[oliveira8]

Women's orgasm...

Wow, you must just be that bad. I can make women speak languages i've never heard of.

Ahhh touché? (I actually have a comeback but...apparently it's bad taste. Haha)

 

[Griphphin]

Conscience used to annoy me when I was younger as far as spelling was conerned, until found the secret: Con + science!

As for should-be-fake; Cajoled, caterwaul, boondoggle, the list goes on.

 

[theultimateend]

scion - a 'sprout' or the last remaining tendril, often of a plant or 'family tree'

Low Blow .

Unless that was really just coincidence.

(The book series I'm working on is called the Isles of Scion)

Course to be fair when I used the word I thought it wasn't a real word. I just made it up cause I thought it sounded nice.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Kerfluffle. Damn that ridiculous word to the sixth circle!