What is the most fake sounding real word in English?

[Skeleon]

Lets just go and find one of those extremely comprehensive dictionaries that have the older origins of every single word eh?

I don't have one, so I'll just use some online etymology websites for now.

Also, "the" is only in English, why does everyone always assume that words have to be verbs or nouns?

So? Accoring to wiki, "the" stems from Old English "se".
Where did this language get it from? I don't know. Does that mean it was an invention? Or did it perhaps stem from the French word "le"?

The online sources I could find on the spot aren't that extensive and even if I found a source for "se", going back further and further would make it more difficult to find any more info.
And honestly, I don't care enough.
Damn it, Jim, I'm a physician, not an etymologist!

 

[Baby Eater]

Women's orgasm...

Wow, you must just be that bad. I can make women speak languages i've never heard of.

OT: I'm gunna agree with Sue, ginormous doesn't even register as a real word on my spell check, yet its in... half the dictionaries?

Ah yes... I'm sure you heard a lot of "Hoshimota!" in your day.

high five for the hoshimota joke

 

[Baby Eater]

floccinaucinihilipilification-the estimation of something as valueless

Not really sure that type of word should apply. I mean that is just a compound word.

Shh! Don't spoil it!

Well Mister Fancypants just how else am I supposed to entertain my self? Killing everyone else is all I have!

fixed for you mate

 

[sarahvait]

Women's orgasm...

Wow, you must just be that bad. I can make women speak languages i've never heard of.

OT: I'm gunna agree with Sue, ginormous doesn't even register as a real word on my spell check, yet its in... half the dictionaries?

Lol. Oh man, I in no way have the guts to ask you test that out on my own person, but I would totally sit in the room with popcorn if you could make a normally american chick start spouting hebrew or something. Would be FUNNY!

 

[Chesterfield Snapdragon McFisticuffs]

Women's orgasm...

Wow, you must just be that bad. I can make women speak languages i've never heard of.

OT: I'm gunna agree with Sue, ginormous doesn't even register as a real word on my spell check, yet its in... half the dictionaries?

Hold up
Your right hand can talk?!
Also, Waggle.

 

[RanD00M]

Xenophobia.Sounds more Asian then English.

 

[grimsprice]

Women's orgasm...

Wow, you must just be that bad. I can make women speak languages i've never heard of.

OT: I'm gunna agree with Sue, ginormous doesn't even register as a real word on my spell check, yet its in... half the dictionaries?

Hold up
Your right hand can talk?!
Also, Waggle.

Seriously? Thats the best retort you can come up with? Implying that my hand is somehow a different gender than the rest of me? I don't think i've ever heard worse... wait.... no. I haven't. You filled your pail with fail really fast on that one.

 

[Godavari]

"respite"

Because apparently it's pronounced "ress-pit" and I've always said "reh-spite"

 

[Bato]

Floccinaucinihilipilification, the complete insignificance of something.

Doesn't sound English, or even real.

 

[AkJay]

Muggle. Yes, it's an actual fucking word now -_-

 

[Andantil]

Cavort

 

[Danik93]

Ramboism... it's totally awesome but still...

 

[Chesterfield Snapdragon McFisticuffs]

Women's orgasm...

Wow, you must just be that bad. I can make women speak languages i've never heard of.

OT: I'm gunna agree with Sue, ginormous doesn't even register as a real word on my spell check, yet its in... half the dictionaries?

Hold up
Your right hand can talk?!
Also, Waggle.

Seriously? Thats the best retort you can come up with? Implying that my hand is somehow a different gender than the rest of me? I don't think i've ever heard worse... wait.... no. I haven't. You filled your pail with fail really fast on that one.

Im sorry, you're right. I mean, a guy talking about his sex life on the escapist? That's so unique! Oh my God, it must be true.
Hey everyone come over here, this guy says hes had alot of sex!!
Or..or.. maybe having to brag on the Escapist means that you're 'Full of the shit'
Here let me douse some of my pail on you mate. Feels good dunnit?

 

[Xero Scythe]

Kismet.
i'm not even kidding you, that is a real word in english.

 

[Jon Etheridge]

Google.

 

[grimsprice]

Im sorry, you're right. I mean, a guy talking about his sex life on the escapist? That's so unique! Oh my God, it must be true.
Hey everyone come over here, this guy says hes had alot of sex!!
Or..or.. maybe having to brag on the Escapist means that you're 'Full of the shit'
Here let me douse some of my pail on you mate. Feels good dunnit?

Wow, i didn't realize that making an ad hominem funny with someone else gave you the right to come in and attack me. Awesome display of respect there skippy. Heres some advice, let other people make their jokes and leave them be.

 

[Grayjack]

The full chemical name of Titin is 189,819 letters long. I bet the name sounds fake.

 

[Aunel]

Women's orgasm...oh wait thats two words. Got no idea really...

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?

No? Then I got nothing.

is a word to me too!

OT: The, it just sounds stupid.