What is the most fake sounding real word in English?

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oliveira8 said:
Suiseiseki IRL said:
oliveira8 said:
Women's orgasm..oh wait thats two words. Got no idea really...
I could not have pressed that bright red button any faster if I tried.

OT: Ginormous
What? No humour today?
NO. WE DON'T NEED YOUR RUDE HUMOUR HERE SIR. I THINK YOU SHOULD FREQUENT ONE OF THE MANY INTERWEB FORA THAT CATER TO YOUR JUVENILE TASTES.

WE HAVE STANDARS HERE, GOOD MAN, AND WE DO NOT WISH FOR YOU TO INTERRUPT OUR INTELLECTUAL DISCUSSIONS WITH TOMFOOLERY.

OT: Tomfoolery.
 

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Superfluous, this has always been a favorite of mine, also if you try and say it 7 times fast It'll really fuck you up.

Also I didn't belive your spelling of February and I had to check it, and yea the spelling is werid.

I've always liked the word loam, it just has a very natural way of rolling off the tongue.
 

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Lukeje said:
The_root_of_all_evil said:
Lukeje said:
That's just a string of amino-acids; I don't think that it really counts as a "real word".
You'd think that, but it has been used in American Chemical Society's Chemical Abstracts, so I believe it now counts.

There is one larger at 3561 characters, but it's never been used.
I'm trying to google/web of science the string to find the paper, but apparently the input is "too long". Which of course begs the question of why in the hell someone would include a reference for their paper that's unsearchable in its entirety?
Abbreviations to the rescue!

Acetyl-Ser-Tyr-Ser-Ile-Thr-Ser-Pro-Ser-Gln-Phe-Val-Phe-Leu-Ser-Ser-Val-Trp-Ala-Asp-Pro-Ile-Glu-Leu-Leu-Asn-Val-Cys-Thr-Ser-Ser-Leu-Gly-Asn-Gln-Phe-Gln-Thr-Gln-Gln-Ala-Arg-Thr-Thr-Gln-Val-Gln-Gln-Phe-Ser-Gln-Val-Trp-Lys-Pro-Phe-Pro-Gln-Ser-Thr-Val-Arg-Phe-Pro-Gly-Asp-Val-Tyr-Lys-Val-Tyr-Arg-Tyr-Asn-Ala-Val-Leu-Asp-Pro-Leu-Ile-Thr-Ala-Leu-Leu-Gly-Thr-Phe-Asp-Thr-Arg-Asn-Arg-Ile-Ile-Glu-Val-Glu-Asn-Gln-Gln-Ser-Pro-Thr-Thr-Ala-Glu-Thr-Leu-Asp-Ala-Thr-Arg-Arg-Val-Asp-Asp-Ala-Thr-Val-Ala-Ile-Arg-Ser-Ala-Asn-Ile-Asn-Leu-Val-Asn-Glu-Leu-Val-Arg-Gly-Thr-Gly-Leu-Tyr-Asn-Gln-Asn-Thr-Phe-Glu-Ser-Met-Ser-Gly-Leu-Val-Trp-Thr-Ser-Ala-Pro-Ala-Ser
It ends in the word "laser". Yeeee.
If that's too long for the search engine, there's always the alternative abbreviation method:

Acetyl-S-Y-S-I-T-S-P-S-Q-F-V-F-L-S-S-V-W-A-D-P-I-E-L-L-N-V-C-T-S-S-L-G-N-Q-F-Q-T-Q-Q-A-R-T-T-Q-V-Q-Q-F-S-Q-V-W-K-P-F-P-Q-S-T-V-R-F-P-G-D-V-Y-K-V-Y-R-Y-N-A-V-L-D-P-L-I-T-A-L-L-G-T-F-D-T-R-N-R-I-I-E-V-E-N-Q-Q-S-P-T-T-A-E-T-L-D-A-T-R-R-V-D-D-A-T-V-A-I-R-S-A-N-I-N-L-V-N-E-L-V-R-G-T-G-L-Y-N-Q-N-T-F-E-S-M-S-G-L-V-W-T-S-A-P-A-S

You wouldn't believe how easy it is to confuse asparagine with aspartic acid, or glutamine with glutamic acid.


I could draw it out (theoretically), but since there are one hundred and fifty-eight amino acids there (plus an acetyl group), it would take HOURS.

My head hurts now.
 

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Dyslexia is one, I think it's the "X", you just don't see many of those in words.
Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia- fear of the number 666
Paraskavedekatriaphobia - fear of Friday the 13th
basically almost any phobia sounds weird or unreal
 

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IronDuke said:
Suiseiseki IRL said:
oliveira8 said:
Women's orgasm..oh wait thats two words. Got no idea really...
I could not have pressed that bright red button any faster if I tried.

OT: Ginormous
Pfft, get a sense of humour. I won't complain if you say the male orgasm is fake, because I know it isn't. Mayhaps the truth stings a bit too much :p
Read a little lower in the thread tosser good sir.

I chalked up the first post as someone just saying something to get a few laughs. You on the other hand are putting forward the effort to troll.
 

Lukeje

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dragonsatemymarbles said:
Lukeje said:
The_root_of_all_evil said:
Lukeje said:
That's just a string of amino-acids; I don't think that it really counts as a "real word".
You'd think that, but it has been used in American Chemical Society's Chemical Abstracts, so I believe it now counts.

There is one larger at 3561 characters, but it's never been used.
I'm trying to google/web of science the string to find the paper, but apparently the input is "too long". Which of course begs the question of why in the hell someone would include a reference for their paper that's unsearchable in its entirety?
Abbreviations to the rescue!

Acetyl-Ser-Tyr-Ser-Ile-Thr-Ser-Pro-Ser-Gln-Phe-Val-Phe-Leu-Ser-Ser-Val-Trp-Ala-Asp-Pro-Ile-Glu-Leu-Leu-Asn-Val-Cys-Thr-Ser-Ser-Leu-Gly-Asn-Gln-Phe-Gln-Thr-Gln-Gln-Ala-Arg-Thr-Thr-Gln-Val-Gln-Gln-Phe-Ser-Gln-Val-Trp-Lys-Pro-Phe-Pro-Gln-Ser-Thr-Val-Arg-Phe-Pro-Gly-Asp-Val-Tyr-Lys-Val-Tyr-Arg-Tyr-Asn-Ala-Val-Leu-Asp-Pro-Leu-Ile-Thr-Ala-Leu-Leu-Gly-Thr-Phe-Asp-Thr-Arg-Asn-Arg-Ile-Ile-Glu-Val-Glu-Asn-Gln-Gln-Ser-Pro-Thr-Thr-Ala-Glu-Thr-Leu-Asp-Ala-Thr-Arg-Arg-Val-Asp-Asp-Ala-Thr-Val-Ala-Ile-Arg-Ser-Ala-Asn-Ile-Asn-Leu-Val-Asn-Glu-Leu-Val-Arg-Gly-Thr-Gly-Leu-Tyr-Asn-Gln-Asn-Thr-Phe-Glu-Ser-Met-Ser-Gly-Leu-Val-Trp-Thr-Ser-Ala-Pro-Ala-Ser
It ends in the word "laser". Yeeee.
If that's too long for the search engine, there's always the alternative abbreviation method:

Acetyl-S-Y-S-I-T-S-P-S-Q-F-V-F-L-S-S-V-W-A-D-P-I-E-L-L-N-V-C-T-S-S-L-G-N-Q-F-Q-T-Q-Q-A-R-T-T-Q-V-Q-Q-F-S-Q-V-W-K-P-F-P-Q-S-T-V-R-F-P-G-D-V-Y-K-V-Y-R-Y-N-A-V-L-D-P-L-I-T-A-L-L-G-T-F-D-T-R-N-R-I-I-E-V-E-N-Q-Q-S-P-T-T-A-E-T-L-D-A-T-R-R-V-D-D-A-T-V-A-I-R-S-A-N-I-N-L-V-N-E-L-V-R-G-T-G-L-Y-N-Q-N-T-F-E-S-M-S-G-L-V-W-T-S-A-P-A-S

You wouldn't believe how easy it is to confuse asparagine with aspartic acid, or glutamine with glutamic acid.


I could draw it out (theoretically), but since there are one hundred and fifty-eight amino acids there (plus an acetyl group), it would take HOURS.

My head hurts now.
I'm aware of the abbreviations (we had to learn them for Prelims a couple of years ago), it just seems odd to have the full name in an abstract.
 

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Skeleon said:
I always thought "onomatopoeia" sounds like the name for a disease.
To be fair, it barely changed from its original Greek form.
On the other hand, every word in English stems from another language, so...
The best part about onomatopoeia is that it's completely not one. I realize they're words that represent sounds, but at least they're usually spelled somewhat phonetically. The word that defines them is spelled seemingly at random.
 

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Guesstimate and murse (HOW HARD IS IT TO SAY MAN PURSE) are words that I have problems with.
 

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buffalo, when used as a verb, makes no sense at all.
A verb?

Like "I just buffalo-ed"?

Or "I'm gonna buffalo you"?

Makes sense to me. =D
It means to bully. It also makes this a real sentance; Bufallo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. Note the caps, that might help understand it.
 

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Asimov said:
hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia-the fear of long words. It's so redundant because you can't say it if you have it.
Damn you! I was going to say that!
I can say it and loads of my friends are jealous because of it. The word is made redundant though because of itself.


OT: Foetus (English sp) It just sounds wrong, and looks wrong either way you spell it. Also sulphur, again English sp and the same reasons.

EDIT: Wait, did I just repeat what you just said when I said it made itself redundant, I think I did, I am an idiot.
 

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grimsprice said:
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:D Isn't using online translational dictionaries to pursue our ever growing manly egos based upon the misinformed knowledge that the opposite sex enjoys "well-endowed" gentlemen fun?
Idk what planet you live on, but its not misinformed knowledge where i come from...
Well, you have to take into account that I DO live in Connecticut, i.e. the cultural wasteland of America.

But, nah, seriously, I don't know what fantasy you're living in, but all the women I've known aren't exactly thrilled when their one night stands emulate putting a size 7 tennis shoe on the Hulk's foot. Eh, I suppose everyone has their own "fit" right?